The Official No One Gives a Sh*t Thread

[SacDuc]

save some of that for this weekend!   

Dude, you will love this drink. You'll only be able to drink half of one before you pass out, but you'll love it.

sac

[pennyrobber]

I hate having to buy new car tires.

[ducpainter]

I hate having to buy new car tires.

Normally I wouldn't give a shit...

but after buying snows for 2 rigs...

I hear you.

[IZ]

Workin in the elementary school this week. I can tell you exactly what part of the valley I'm in just by the first names! Let's see how many names white middle to upperclass suberbia can come up with to rhyme with Aiden?!?! 

Caydon, faydon, haydon, jaydon, laydon, etc. Then there's all the uniquely retarded ways of spelling said names.

[IZ]

That scene from Dodgeball comes to mind. "this is Laser and Blazer...."

[DesmoLu]

Why the hell did I think it was ever a good idea to start a business that works to empower people and help them help themselves? People don't want to learn how to help themselves. They want to be make the beast with two backsing spoonfed everything and they want it free and they want it now.
And oh, wait for it, hands down all the patterns I see follow very distinct established demographic stereotypes. btw, Men out there, you are spoiling your women. They are make the beast with two backsing worthless.

[ZLTFUL]

Still not working...beginning to think that holding out for something I may actually enjoy doing is make the beast with two backsing stupid. Beginning to think maybe I should be accepting things that will set my career path back by at least 10 years.

[The Bacon Junkie]

Why the hell did I think it was ever a good idea to start a business that works to empower people and help them help themselves? People don't want to learn how to help themselves. They want to be make the beast with two backsing spoonfed everything and they want it free and they want it now.
And oh, wait for it, hands down all the patterns I see follow very distinct established demographic stereotypes. btw, Men out there, you are spoiling your women. They are make the beast with two backsing worthless.

+11ty billion

Reality check...  You DON'T get whatever you want just because you bleach your hair, have a fake celebrity attitude, and think you deserve it for no other reason than you're sorta good looking. 
  At least won't get it from me..

How about work hard to get things for yourself, then share what you have.
Be strong and independent and think for yourself.  Intelligent conversation is good! 
Be with someone because of how much fun you have together and how you feel with them.

  But then again, maybe this is why I'm still single...  I don't put up with that shit.



 

[GAAN]

Why I love ER nurses:

Me: "...this is <old lady name> she is 95y/o, found on the ground by PD, down time up to 24hrs..."

Nurse: <interruption> "she's all dirty"

Me: "yes she is...she's C/O neck pn, and hip..."

Nurse: <interruption> why is there dirt?

Me: "because she was outside on the ground... Her leg is obvious shorten..."

Nurse: "that doesn't explain why you let her get all dirty"

Me: "...um, she has an 18 in the (R) AC and 100 mikes of Fent..."

Nurse: <interruption> "why are there crackers?"

Me: " ...... Uh... Maybe she was eating them... The patient's..."

Nurse: Fine, you are of no help to me, I'll figure it out myself."

Me: "Figure what out exactly ma'am?"

Nurse: "why you brought the patient to me, you can go now"

Me: " wow, ok enjoy your padded room"

[the_Journeyman]

Geez...  I see how well the nurse listened...

JM

[rgramjet]

Yesterday I saw a silver Lotus......license plate, "NOGAS". 

Perfect.

[Randimus Maximus]

Yesterday I saw a silver Lotus......license plate, "NOGAS". 

Perfect.

Are you sure it wasn't a Tesla?

[ZLTFUL]

I still prefer the Ferarri 360 we saw outside of Pearl Street B&G in Denver with the plate, "NOWIFE" 

[DesmoLu]

Reality check...  You DON'T get whatever you want just because you bleach your hair, have a fake celebrity attitude, and think you deserve it for no other reason than you're sorta good looking. 
  At least won't get it from me..

That is, of course, until she gives you 

[Buckethead]

That is, of course, until she gives you 

If it looks like  , I probably don't want her to give it to me. 





Oh, wait, you meant ACTUAL bacon. Gotcha.