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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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Bick

Quote from: Jacob on August 23, 2011, 01:10:26 PM
make the beast with two backs you Yuasa

The battery in the S2R took a shit 30 miles from home

[clap]

Who loves motorcycles....

[thumbsdown]


At least yours is just the battery. >:( [bang] (pieceofshititalianbikes)


It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Mother

That doesn't sound good Bick

What did you break?
found my old skin suit

Bick

Quote from: Jacob on August 23, 2011, 06:39:00 PM
That doesn't sound good Bick

What did you break?

It's a roaming problem. 

It was a immobilizer issue. >:( [bang]

Today it is a short blowing fuses. [bang] >:( [bang]

Who knows what it will be tomorrow. [bang] [bang] [bang]
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Stella

"orange" ones never break.

just sayin'.



;)




(sorry to hear about the continued tales of woe w/the ride mr. bicks.)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

Quote from: Stella on August 23, 2011, 08:00:02 PM
"orange" ones never break.

just sayin'.

I don't need to go 140 mph. [cheeky]

Even if the bike a piece of crap that may never run again, I do like my newly recovered seat.

(Disregard all the crap in the background)
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Stella

"early is on time, on time is late, late is inexcusable"

If you're going to be late for a meeting, like an hour, why the F*#K wouldn't you call?!  Especially if the people you're meeting with are prospective clients?!

[bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang] [bang]

I called this prospective vendor 15 minutes after the scheduled meeting start time.  "...yeah....what's the address...?"

And she's the president of the company.    [roll]


rant over.
thankyouverymuch


"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Bick

Which would be the better response to:
"You are way too overqualified for this position."

a.  "I knew that when I applied.  And you are clearly underqualified for yours."

or

b.  "Let me give you a list of my creditors.  Please call them and tell them that."
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Bick

Back to the topic of being late...

It's been 45 minutes, and I have yet to get a phone call. >:(
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

ducpainter

Quote from: Bick on August 23, 2011, 06:42:37 PM
It's a roaming problem. 

It was a immobilizer issue. >:( [bang]

Today it is a short blowing fuses. [bang] >:( [bang]

Who knows what it will be tomorrow. [bang] [bang] [bang]
Ever consider ending the pain and having a mechanic fix it?

[I realize your employment situation is not what you expected right this moment.]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”



Bick

Quote from: ducpainter on August 24, 2011, 01:35:02 PM
Ever consider ending the pain and having a mechanic fix it?

[I realize your employment situation is not what you expected right this moment.]

More like taking it out behind the barn and shooting it.

That is the eventual plan. Just trying to avoid the $$$ of it.  :-\
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: Bick on August 24, 2011, 11:13:54 AM
Which would be the better response to:
"You are way too overqualified for this position."

a.  "I knew that when I applied.  And you are clearly underqualified for yours."

or

b.  "Let me give you a list of my creditors.  Please call them and tell them that."



I like the sound of that one...   [evil]






[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Bick

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

The Bacon Junkie

I knew if I phrased it the right way, you guys wouldn't disappoint me...  [thumbsup]

Valve cover gasket decided not to keep the oil inside the engine anymore.  :P








[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...