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Started by SacDuc, March 15, 2010, 12:21:37 PM

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AJ

#1050
October 07, 2011, 12:18:21 PM
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Stella

#1051
October 07, 2011, 12:58:48 PM
Gawd no.  It's the reason I need water.   [laugh]    Way too much of [beer] last night.

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

KnightofNi

#1052
October 07, 2011, 01:00:19 PM
Quote from: Stella on October 07, 2011, 12:58:48 PM
Gawd no.  It's the reason I need water.   [laugh]    Way too much of [beer] last night.



hair of the dog!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

#1053
October 07, 2011, 01:22:10 PM
Not feeling hung over, no headache.  Just extremely dehydrated.  No need for dog hair fortunately.   ;)
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

KnightofNi

#1054
October 07, 2011, 01:34:57 PM
Quote from: Stella on October 07, 2011, 01:22:10 PM
Not feeling hung over, no headache.  Just extremely dehydrated.  No need for dog hair fortunately.   ;)

fresh beer without preservatives does that to you  ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Stella

#1055
October 07, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
Is that why that is?  That and I drank maybe one small cup of water yesterday.  Dumb.
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

KnightofNi

#1056
October 08, 2011, 02:04:48 PM
Quote from: Stella on October 07, 2011, 01:39:09 PM
Is that why that is?  That and I drank maybe one small cup of water yesterday.  Dumb.

the water definitely helps.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

the_Journeyman

#1057
October 08, 2011, 04:56:43 PM
The guy in the movie we're watching just spewed hornets out of his mouth!

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

IZ

#1058
November 08, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
The return of Fear Factor   [roll]


How are they going to top eating all the crap from 10 years ago? 



2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

Buckethead

#1059
November 08, 2011, 09:01:05 PM
Quote from: IZ on November 08, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
How are they going to top eating all the crap from 10 years ago? 

By eating other crap from 10 years ago.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Bick

#1060
November 09, 2011, 04:59:10 AM
Quote from: IZ on November 08, 2011, 07:39:20 PM
The return of Fear Factor   [roll]


How are they going to top eating all the crap from 10 years ago? 





Maybe they are going to try to feed these people turkey "bacon". [puke]

It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

IZ

#1061
November 09, 2011, 06:09:42 AM
 [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]



[popcorn]
2018 Scrambler 800 "Argento"
2010 Monster 1100 "Niro" 
2003 Monster 620 "Scuro"



Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

elyse

#1062
December 08, 2011, 11:28:21 PM
seriously my 28 year old nephew is on my very last nerve & i see pain being inflicted on him in his immediate future...back to your regularly scheduled programming...
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Stella

#1063
January 12, 2012, 02:27:16 PM
Conversation between me and a client who called this morning:

him:  i just had a box of Acme company's product delivered that's on my desk and i need an order of it.

(side note:  we're an agent of "acme" company)

me:  you need an order of it but you just received a box of it?  So you need another?
him:  no. i just got the box but need it.
me:  I'm sorry but I'm not following you.  And come to think of it, you're not signed up for that product.
him:  I know but my customer wants it.
me:  (inside my head:  "WTF?!")  With filter turned on:  "ok, your customer wants that product, you somehow received a box of it... and you're calling me for a box of it?  Again, I apologize if I'm not fully understanding what you're trying to tell me"
him:  the box is empty. my customer brought it in.  he got it somewhere else. he wants more.

[bang]  [laugh]     

people.....
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

RAT900

#1064
January 12, 2012, 02:38:43 PM
I lost a 5 dollar bet today...

major client call with our deal team...

I bet the deal team manager that he couldn't use the term "dangling chad" over the course of the bid review dialog with the customer

he did, the bastard slipped it in....I had to go on mute I was laughing so hard...

meanwhile our deal team is all on web meeting behind the call

they were all typing "what the hell was that about?"

its now his turn to throw one at me for the next call
This is an insult to the Pez community
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