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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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MendoDave

Quote from: Skybarney on December 23, 2013, 11:28:16 AM
My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.



Not quite as big but heres one my dog caught herself.


Skybarney

I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit.  The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick.  I always ask the same question;  What did they eat before Purina? 

Good catch for your pup  [thumbsup]
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Grampa

great... now easters make the beast with two backsed up
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

the_Journeyman

Our Boxer/Malinios mix got three rabbits last year, and a Robin. 

The WTF part?  She comes back in the house and throws up rabbit parts.  Usually recognizable too.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

LMT

A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Stella

Quote from: LMT on January 02, 2014, 01:08:43 PM
A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.

If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know.  Total BS.


Sooooo what was it?
Quote from: Skybarney on December 23, 2013, 11:28:16 AM
My dog runs free all day.  However at dark it is time to be tied up as the coyotes outnumber him.  Walked out last night to put him on the lead and almost jumped out of my skin.  Living in cattle country does have it upsides, if you are my pup.


"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

LMT

Quote from: Stella on January 02, 2014, 05:47:23 PM
If you haven't already done so and if it's possible, find out which company she's with and let them know.  Total BS.


My guy gets all the agent info when the key is checked out. He talked to her. Lucy was in full protect the manor mode!

MendoDave

#608
Quote from: LMT on January 02, 2014, 01:08:43 PM
A relator walked into my condo this morning. I was sitting here paying bills and heard the lock. Lucy went ape shit!

The agent said the unit was listed as empty. NOT!

She left in a hurry.

Good thing you weren't processing those drugs on the table while you were in your birthday suit just then.  ;D  

cokey

Quote from: Skybarney on January 02, 2014, 10:31:40 AM
I have had people ask me why I would let my dog eat a rabbit.  The usual issue they have is thinking it will make him sick.  I always ask the same question;  What did they eat before Purina? 

Good catch for your pup  [thumbsup]

Yup, we get the wtf face when they find out we feed ours raw.. chicken drumsticks and all...  I just tell them do your research,  and do you see wolves eating kibble?
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

Skybarney

Stella, It was a calf that had initially been taken down by coyotes.  I have a tracker on his collar and he is back in the same field every morning the last two days.  I think the coyotes got another calf...

The cattle company that owns that field is run by bean counters and not real ranchers so it is not uncommon to see them drop off cows prior to calving.  Lots of dead ones out there every year.  It kinda pisses me off.
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

Speeddog

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Grampa

Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

cokey

human, you are now modified and ready to launch
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.