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Started by herm, June 01, 2008, 12:36:32 PM

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Skybarney

#615
January 09, 2014, 12:51:51 PM
Quote from: bobspapa on January 08, 2014, 03:00:34 PM
try here

http://biertijd.com/mediaplayer/?itemid=45430

I got as far as the hooks and bailed.....  Some people are just not right.  ???
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
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Oldfisti

#616
January 19, 2014, 06:32:05 AM


Was gonna put this in the picture thread, but I feel this is a more appropriate spot.
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DRKWNG

#617
January 19, 2014, 07:31:09 AM
Wise choice.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Buckethead

#619
January 21, 2014, 06:19:05 AM
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

ducpainter

#620
January 21, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?

My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.  [thumbsup]
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Howie

#621
January 22, 2014, 12:06:25 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on January 21, 2014, 04:28:28 PM
Red, grey or even black, what’s your favourite colour of squirrel?

My favorite color is the one the cat drags home.  [thumbsup]

;D

Speeddog

#622
January 22, 2014, 10:58:21 AM
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"

<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."

<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"

<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."
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Howie

#623
January 22, 2014, 11:59:41 AM
Quote from: Speeddog on January 22, 2014, 10:58:21 AM
<Stranger>
"Oh look, a squirrel! I love squirrels!"

<Howie>
"Meh, they're alright."

<Stranger>
"They're so cute! How could you not love squirrels?"

<Howie>
"Oh, it's not that. I just haven't found a good recipe yet."


[puke]

krolik

#625
February 26, 2014, 07:54:49 AM
Quote from: Mendo Dave on February 26, 2014, 06:59:47 AM
Pacifica woman wants to marry bicycle.

http://news.kron4.com/news/pacifica-woman-wants-you-to-pay-for-her-to-marry-her-bicycle/

That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."




I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. [roll]
'03 M800 "not so dark" Dark, Remus high pipes, Cycle Cat clipons & frame sliders, CRG lanesplitter mirrors, Sargent seat, tail chop, Nichols flywheel, modified & powdercoated rearsets, 15/44 gearing, 520 chain & sprockets, TPO Beast pod filters, Power Comander III. 72.95 Rear Wheel HP & 54.29 ft-lbs!

Quote from: SacDuc
No. I'm a different type of idiot altogether.

MendoDave

#626
February 26, 2014, 08:06:45 AM
Quote from: krolik on February 26, 2014, 07:54:49 AM
That should be "Pacifica woman wants idiots to pay for her to marry her bicycle."




I'm surprised this didn't happen in Portland. [roll]

Just give it some time.

ungeheuer

#627
March 03, 2014, 01:57:24 AM
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

MendoDave

#628
March 03, 2014, 05:55:51 AM
Maybe after someone steals that girls bike (and I hope they do) she can marry that snake.

Scoober1103

#629
March 03, 2014, 03:49:20 PM
09 M1100 + stuff.
07 GSXR750 stock as a......
15 KTM Freeride 250r for hurting myself!

Quote from: koko64 on April 02, 2014, 02:52:23 AM
Don't buy cheap shit, it can cut your balls off.
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