Do you fellas know this man?

[ducatiz]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,361382,00.html

Surgeons Remove 16 Steel Washers From Man's 'Nether Region'

Monday, June 02, 2008
Hazardous Hardware?

An Australian man was operated on in Hornsby Hospital in Berowra Sunday where surgeons removed 16 stainless steel washers from "down under," The Daily Telegraph reports.

Berowra Fire Rescue officers were called to alleviate the man from his awkward predicament at 3 a.m. Berowra is a suburb of northern Sydney in the state of New South Wales, Australia.

It was not clear how the man's situation arose.

Fire rescue officers spent more than an hour unsuccessfully attempting to remove the washers,[/b]  before the man was taken into an operating room about 4.30 a.m.

Surgeons took about 90 minutes to remove the washers using fire brigade equipment.

A hospital spokesman said equipment normally used to remove rings from fingers was ineffective because of the thicker nature of the washers.

The man was in a satisfactory condition.

It is believed the only lasting damage may be to his pride.

[dragonworld.]

I know this bloke!!

His name is Richard Cranium

He likes a obviously???

[BadBoyBubby]

Its a Harley thing. You can never carry enough spares to get home safely.

[dragonworld.]

But where were they deposited, attached, wedged, shoved into, screwed on???

Were they used as suppositries or as a type of genital jewelry??

EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWW!!!

[ducatiz]

he had 'em run up the old flagpole, if you know what i mean.

[DosVerde]

Scene from a Ducati dealership workshop in Sydney...

Mechanic: There you go son, thats how you put the engine back in the frame...

Apprentice: But i have all these washers left over, what should I do with them?

Mechanic: make the beast with two backs the washers...

[DosVerde]

Was that joke too obvious 

[BadBoyBubby]

Was that joke too obvious 

Didn't stop me from laughing.

[Big T]

Was that joke too obvious 

Nope, I had a laugh....
Sadly this could be so true....... Given some (I repeat some not all) of the mechanic out there.... 

[Dockstrada]

Im on the floor,i can just imagine shited doing in the situation

[Spider]

That was good, Dos, I've heard the spare washers are a part of exhaust installation on the monster. nice call !

[ducatiz]

Scene from a Ducati dealership workshop in Sydney...

Mechanic: There you go son, thats how you put the engine back in the frame...

Apprentice: But i have all these washers left over, what should I do with them?

Mechanic: make the beast with two backs the washers...