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DMF: The Movie

Started by SacDuc, May 19, 2010, 06:50:38 PM

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cyrus buelton

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IZ

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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

NoisyDante

Quote from: alfisti on May 20, 2010, 05:56:40 AM
Dude, He Man is Asian.


I was thinking more like this...

[cheeky]

But I thought the affinity for destruction would fit well.

That's a classic shot of Jackie Chan  [laugh]  For what possible context could that have been taken, I wonder.
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IZ

Quote from: NoisyDante on May 20, 2010, 07:02:21 AM
That's a classic shot of Jackie Chan  [laugh]  For what possible context could that have been taken, I wonder.


Didn't he use the squeegee as a weapon in Rumble in the Bronx?!
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

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NoisyDante

Possibly the guys from 'Flight of the Conchords' for Duck Stew and Speeddog.  Flight is the key word there, not a world of resemblance though.



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LMT


IZ

Trying to come up with actors for the infamous duo of Ramseses & Jobu.  ???

A few of the contenders..









but I think we nailed it with..


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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

duccarlos

Quote from: IZ on May 20, 2010, 05:39:35 AM
Unfortunately, "Tattoo"..


committed hari kari so filling the midget role of DucCarlos is going to be a challenge.



My first thought was..


But he'll be on location shooting MI-5' 3"


My next thought was "Machete"..


but too much "movie magic" would be involded, i.e.: covering up the all the tattoos and making him shorter than the IZ character.  
The real challenge for the CGI crew though would have been making Danny Trejo even more greasier than he already is!
   
Because..we all know Puerto Ricans are FAR MORE greasier then Mexicans.   ;D


Since he wouldn't have a speaking role, we finally decided on a bottle of..



actual size shown












You're a dickhead.

I was thinking more like http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0350079/
Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.

NoisyDante

Quote from: rgramjet on May 20, 2010, 06:51:06 AM
Really??  I dont know what DP looks like but I always pictured

Photo of DP in the One Picture thread.

http://ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=35550.30
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IZ

Quote from: duccarlos on May 20, 2010, 07:32:06 AM
You're a dickhead.

I was thinking more like http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0350079/


[laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

[beer]

You didn't think I was going to let your comments about me from the other thread go unanswered?!   ;D
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

cyrus buelton

I vote ambiguous gay duo
No Longer the most hated DMF Member.

By joining others Hate Clubs, it boosts my self-esteem.

1999 M750 (joint ownership)
2004 S4r (mineeee)
2008 KLR650 (wifey's bike, but I steal it)

IZ

Quote from: cyrus buelton on May 20, 2010, 07:35:25 AM
I vote ambiguous gay duo


Insert red lion/dragon-thing tattoo on Gary's side and you have Ramseses.





I hear Jobu has a matching tattoo somewhere on his body
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Quote from: bobspapa on May 29, 2011, 08:09:57 AMThis just in..IZ is not that short..and I am not that tall.

duccarlos

I was looking for an appropriate famous actor/actress for IZ. But unfortunately my serach for "famous dirty mexicans" didn't come back with anything, so I came up with an unknown:

Quote from: polivo on November 16, 2011, 12:18:55 PM
my keyboard just served me with paternity suit.