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Monster 796 Launch Party

Started by Cloner, June 21, 2010, 12:40:19 PM

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Cloner

Just a note to remind everybody that this Friday, June 25th, from 6:00 until 9:00 PJ's will be hosting an unveiling party for the new Monster 796....which is really 804, I think....but who's counting?  See me there!
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)

Duck-Stew

803cc really.  88mm bore & 66mm stroke.  Same dimensions as the old 800, just updated heads is all...  Oh, and a 1/2 steel frame and a direct acting shock, and...oh screw it.  It's a totally new bike.

I'll likely be there.  [thumbsup]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

ms. mel

Quote from: Duck-Stew on June 21, 2010, 01:29:43 PM
803cc really.  88mm bore & 66mm stroke.  Same dimensions as the old 800, just updated heads is all...  Oh, and a 1/2 steel frame and a direct acting shock, and...oh screw it.  It's a totally new bike.

I'll likely be there.  [thumbsup]

for like 30 seconds i thought about trading in the 696 ... but for four more HP? it wouldn't be worth it.
and NOW that my bikey runs well, i'm happy  ;D

and i'll be there too!
09 M696
72 R75/5

Mars

That's crazy talk! I gave one quick glance at the 796 and thought how lucky I am to have the proven and tested 696! Don't let 4 extra horse power fool you or tempt you! You and I own the best in it's class pearl-white 696, you should be proud. If all you want is 4 extra horse power, then make an appointment at PJ's service and do some upgrades to your existing beauty! Be happy, your right, its not worth it. Enjoy that 696 for many good years to come, happy riding!  [drool]
Quote from: ms. mel on June 23, 2010, 02:21:55 PM
for like 30 seconds i thought about trading in the 696 ... but for four more HP? it wouldn't be worth it.
and NOW that my bikey runs well, i'm happy  ;D

and i'll be there too!
"Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another."
Homer

NFJ79

Hmmm...maybe it's time for me to upgrade?
2005 Ducati Monster S2R 800 Dark

DucMouse the Mighty

mars said it best...do some upgrades  [thumbsup]

thats what plumbers crack is doing to his 800
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

kingbaby

Why does everything happen at the same time?

This.
This. http://www.vintagealbuquerque.org/index.htm
This  http://rt66central.com/route66/1stThursdaysNobHill.html

We are headed to the second choice. No offense to PJ...my boss is flipin' the bill tonight.

Everyone enjoy their weekend, regardless of what you do.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

ms. mel

Quote from: DucMouse on June 24, 2010, 06:33:17 AM
mars said it best...do some upgrades  [thumbsup]

thats what plumbers crack is doing to his 800

well if i were going to trade up i'd make it worth it. ie 1100S or a 1198   ;D
09 M696
72 R75/5

kingbaby

Quote from: ms. mel on June 25, 2010, 03:15:11 PM
well if i were going to trade up i'd make it worth it. ie 1100S or a 1198   ;D

Key word: S ... Period... any model.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Ratfink749

Quote from: kingbaby on June 25, 2010, 04:01:19 PM
Key word: S ... Period... any model.
+1  Although I do with mine was set up more like the 999S as opposed to the 749S that it is.  Definitely better than stock.  I'm still thinking Key Word :R personally.  But until I hit that powerball, That'll just continue to be an unattainable dream.
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

kingbaby

I can see it now:  Dude, you gotta check out my new 696R
 
Kind of reminds me of the guy that told us his 848 topped out at 175

..... Uhhh yeah....right.
I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Ratfink749

Quote from: kingbaby on June 25, 2010, 07:03:54 PM
I can see it now:  Dude, you gotta check out my new 696R
 
Kind of reminds me of the guy that told us his 848 topped out at 175

..... Uhhh yeah....right.
175??  Was his detuned or something?  My 749s can be seen doing 175 down Paseo regularly in the mornings, Its like its no big deal.  Geeze. 

To add to your vision:  696R, Ohlins R&T front, TTX rear, Ohlins damper.  Forged Marchesini's, adjustable steering head angle, traction control, and maybe some titanium exhaust pipes and an ECU.  And to fully complete the picture.. $35,000 pricetag!  C'mon Ducati lets see what you can do!
Sometimes when you say no, you really mean YES, that is why we have the safe word.. "FLÜGGÃ...ÆŽNKâˆ,â,¬ÄŒHIÅ'βØL∫ÊN"  If at any time the pleasure is too much, simply say the safe word, and we will stop"


Dirty people say:
"yep.. Ducati makes a fine motorcycle.. If your into all that Crotchrocket Bulls@#t!"

kingbaby

 

Quote from: Ratfink749 on June 25, 2010, 07:27:14 PM
175??  Was his detuned or something?  My 749s can be seen doing 175 down Paseo regularly in the mornings, Its like its no big deal.  Geeze. 

[laugh] [clap]

I promise to make better mistakes tomorrow.

Duck-Stew

Was nice to see everyone that I saw last night...

The 796?!?  Meh...not so much.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Cloner

As was rote for the week, we ran into a few problems last night and it was just more expedient to stay at home.  On the bright side, I've been able to borrow a company pickup truck for Sunday, so at least I'll get to race....unless the fuggin' company truck breaks, too.

Now if I can just find some gas.......   [moto]
Never appeal to a man's "better nature."  He may not have one.  Invoking his self-interest gives you more leverage.  R.A. Heinlein

'64 Ducati Monza 250
'67 Aermacchi/HD Sprint SS (race bike)
'00 Aprilia RSV Mille
'03 Ducati 800 SS (race bike)
'04 KTM 450 EXC
'08 Kawasaki Ninja 250 (race bike)