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Started by fastwin, June 26, 2010, 11:24:07 AM

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DRKWNG

#4320
January 19, 2013, 08:32:00 PM
Quote from: Zaster on January 19, 2013, 07:21:14 PM
Where do i sign up?  ;D [laugh]

At your friendly neighborhood recruiter. 
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Zaster

#4321
January 19, 2013, 08:33:20 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on January 19, 2013, 08:32:00 PM
At your friendly neighborhood recruiter. 
Not at my age [roll]

fastwin

#4322
January 20, 2013, 02:23:07 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on January 19, 2013, 07:19:48 PM
Class starts Monday, I have 130k of 5.56 and 110k of 9mm for 40 students.  [evil]

So it's you that's been jacking up the ammo shortage and price hike!! [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

kopfjäger

#4323
January 23, 2013, 04:58:34 PM


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ducpainter

#4324
January 23, 2013, 05:00:54 PM
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Bick

#4325
January 23, 2013, 05:04:41 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on January 23, 2013, 04:58:34 PM




One of your new shooters that started training this week?
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

rgramjet

#4326
January 23, 2013, 05:06:26 PM
What glass is on that PSS?
Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

kopfjäger

#4327
January 23, 2013, 05:07:18 PM
Quote from: Bick on January 23, 2013, 05:04:41 PM
One of your new shooters that started training this week?

He's coming to SOTIC next month.  :D
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Bick

#4328
January 23, 2013, 05:28:04 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

kopfjäger

#4329
January 23, 2013, 05:34:09 PM
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the_Journeyman

#4330
January 23, 2013, 05:45:48 PM
Hopefully the dog is ok with the jump and the man doesn't wear a pee/poop stream! 

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

#4331
January 23, 2013, 08:22:22 PM
Got an email from ups today...

Seems my pair of ar lowers is gonna ship 5 weeks early :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

kopfjäger

#4332
January 23, 2013, 08:26:00 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on January 23, 2013, 08:22:22 PM
Got an email from ups today...

Seems my pair of ar lowers is gonna ship 5 weeks early :D

[thumbsup]
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Bick

#4333
January 23, 2013, 09:08:52 PM
Got a call from the gun store. 

Background check is done so I get to go pick up the 21 tomorrow!
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

cokey

#4334
January 23, 2013, 10:20:42 PM
No eye wear for the pooch? 
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.
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