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Started by fastwin, June 26, 2010, 11:24:07 AM

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kopfjäger

#1680
July 06, 2011, 06:09:55 PM
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Monsterlover

#1681
July 06, 2011, 06:19:08 PM
Talk about swimming in shark infested waters...
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zarn02

#1682
July 06, 2011, 06:22:08 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 06, 2011, 06:09:55 PM
Proper home defense by trained shooter.

http://regspace.net/dailygas/blog1.php/2009/03/10/11-year-old-girl-shoots-and-kill-2-illeg

Interesting.

A good story, based on the facts of the matter. I have nothing to add concerning the writer and/or site's politics. *cough*

Quote from: Monsterlover on July 06, 2011, 06:19:08 PM
Talk about swimming in shark infested waters...

Mhmm.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

ducpainter

#1683
July 06, 2011, 06:49:16 PM
Quote from: fastwin on July 06, 2011, 06:47:28 PM
Yep, target fixation is as real for riding as well as shooting. The mind takes over and does what it does. Whether it's driving a car, a bike, a lawn mower or a gun. Massad Ayoob's "Stress Fire" book and concept really speak about this. Worth checking out. [thumbsup]
Pretty sure I was being a little 'tongue in cheek'.  ;)
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


kopfjäger

#1684
July 06, 2011, 07:05:24 PM
Quote from: fastwin link=topic=39943.msg926154#msg926154 date=a lawn mower
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Mother

#1685
July 06, 2011, 07:47:05 PM
found my old skin suit

the_Journeyman

#1686
July 06, 2011, 07:56:04 PM
However, I do know the last thoughts of the intruders...

Thug 1 to Thug 2:  "How cute, a little girl with a shotgun, she thinks she's gonna defend the............."

BLAM

BLAM

Thug 1:  "oh shit.  I'm dead."

Thug 2:  "Dammit, I'm dead too."

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

ducatiz

#1687
July 06, 2011, 09:04:15 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 06, 2011, 07:47:05 PM
I wonder what came first

The shotgun

or

The stairway

Daaaaagggnabbbit!

it's like a D&D scene...

you begin to ascend the stairs.. you hear the bolt of a shotgun click loudly.. what do you do?
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Mother

#1688
July 06, 2011, 10:36:08 PM
The simple solution is to break into houses without stairs
found my old skin suit

DarkStaR

#1689
July 07, 2011, 02:26:37 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 06, 2011, 10:36:08 PM
The simple solution is to break into houses without stairs

Or into a house with an 11 year old clay pigeon shooting champion with a shot gun in hand.   :P

ducatiz

#1690
July 07, 2011, 03:22:12 PM
Quote from: Jacob on July 06, 2011, 10:36:08 PM
The simple solution is to break into houses without stairs

shhhhhh
Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

Mother

#1692
July 08, 2011, 04:41:15 PM
Quote from: DarkStaR on July 08, 2011, 10:51:36 AM
Too good to be true:

http://www.mtstandard.com/news/local/article_bc1ff1a9-cbe1-5f34-a63e-9e90b5530103.html

But

How do we know that the story identifying the story as fake isn't also fake?
found my old skin suit

ducatiz

#1693
July 09, 2011, 04:29:41 AM
Quote from: Jacob on July 08, 2011, 04:41:15 PM
But

How do we know that the story identifying the story as fake isn't also fake?



Check out my oil filter forensics thread!                     Offended? Click here
"Yelling out of cars, turning your speakers out the window to blast your music onto the street, setting off M-80 firecrackers, firing automatic weapons into the airâ€"these are all well and good. But none of them create a merry atmosphere of insouciance and bonhomie quite like a revving motorcycle.

fastwin

#1694
July 09, 2011, 07:44:17 AM
Speaking of real life, it's time for me to brave the oven that's disguising itself as my garage and clean all the hardware that junior shot last weekend at the farm. It was 106 degrees yesterday and the garage still feels like it this morning! [bang] They all got a good wipe down with Rem oil when I bagged them but they need the Hoppes clean inside and out. When I was single I'd just do it at the kitchen table if it was this hot. The wifely unit just wouldn't understand. :P But hey, folks work on their scooters inside. What's the dif with guns?? Wish me luck with that one. [roll]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.
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