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Started by DRKWNG, June 27, 2010, 08:24:17 AM

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fastwin

Still, I like raccoons. Photoshop or not.

I had two pet raccoons in the 8th grade. My Dad and I snatched them out of the attic of our ranch house when their Mom wasn't around. They really didn't even have their eyes totally open. Babies in the true sense of the word. They bonded with me as their parent. Raised them at first on baby formula via a big syringe thingy then on to solid food.

My Dad's best friend was a vet who schooled me on taking care of baby wild critters. Neatest pets I have ever had! Named them Tom and Jerry after the cartoon characters. Tom was the male, Jerry the female. My Mom's name was Geraldine but she went by Jeri so the female 'coon got the Jerry moniker.

They drove our pet cat crazy. They always wanted to play rough and didn't really know they were raccoons. They lived in a big wire cage in the garage that the vet loaned me. But I had them out and about every chance I could. Really smart critters! I'd put food (veggies, fruit, meat, etc.) in a small glass jar with the lid screwed on loosely and they figured out how to un-screw the lid in about 10 seconds. They also loved anything shiny. They were always after my Mom's earrings!

They finally drove my parents crazy after about a year and they made me give them up. Broke my heart. Dad gave them to someone he knew who lived out in the country and had owned several pet raccoons in the past. The male grew up and got fiesty and ran off... hormones? But the female stuck around for years as a pet and I finally lost track of her and the new owner.

Can't look at a live 'coon, a picture of one or sadly a dead one on the roadside without thinking of Tom and Jerry. [thumbsup]

Sorry for the trip down memory lane. [roll]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

zarn02

Very cool story. I've always thought a pet raccoon would be a hoot. [thumbsup]
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

fastwin

They are a hoot! My son still tells the story of the 'coons that opened all their coolers on a Boy Scout campout and cleaned them out! Cooler bandits!! [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Two dogs

This made me chuckle
I had to chase this down while on the bike
using a iphone to capture it in one hand in traffic










RAT900

#1280
Quote from: supperduc on January 29, 2012, 03:19:16 PM
Google "Dugout Dick" or Dugout Dick

A better nickname I suppose.......than Dick Out Doug
This is an insult to the Pez community

the_Journeyman

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

1KDS

Every bike I've ever owned.


stopintime

252,000 km/seventeen years - loving it

fastwin

 [laugh] [laugh] They really should wear proper protective gear. ;D
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.


cokey

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.


ManaloEA

2011 M696