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Started by DRKWNG, June 27, 2010, 08:24:17 AM

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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

1.21GW



Posted somewhere on the internet with the caption: "Cool Kids Never Die".
"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

DRKWNG

Quote from: 1.21GW on May 13, 2013, 08:43:13 PM


Posted somewhere on the internet with the caption: "Cool Kids Never Die".

Just needs an inset of JLo with that grumpy cat expression of his...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

Skybarney

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Skybarney

Almost not a colorful morning.



Sorry for the blurriness, I was still shaking.....
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

DarkMonster620

Quote from: Skybarney on May 14, 2013, 09:30:28 AM
Almost not a colorful morning.



Sorry for the blurriness, I was still shaking.....

your place?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Skybarney

Yup in my garage/hanger.  He almost got me.
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Skybarney

Yup I usually try to relocate them.  This bad boy was so aggressive he climbed up the back of the rack to get a better shot at me than the first one he took.  It took 20 minutes to get him in a position for a head chopping. 
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

rgramjet

Quote from: ducpainter on May 20, 2010, 02:11:47 PM
You're obviously a crack smokin' redneck carpenter. :-*

in 1st and 2nd it was like this; ringy-ting-ting-ting slow boring ho-hum .......oh!........OMG! What the fu.........HOLY SHIT !!--ARGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
-Sofadriver

What has been smelled, cannot be unsmelled!

Skybarney

We did take the time to grill him........  It was not bad, but not great either. 
Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

DarkMonster620

what type of snake it was? I know nutin' bout em . . .

only thing I know, arrow head bad poisonous; round head not poisonous
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Skybarney

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

fastwin

Get lots of Copperheads and black non poisonous "rat snakes" in my barns in east Texas. Never kill them. Just shuffle board them into a yard size trash can with a hoe or rake and relocate them into the woods. Figure they can eat all the mice and rats they want. That way it keeps the rodents from chewing the wires and hoses off my tractors and motorcycles. [thumbsup] [beer] Fair is fair.
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.