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Started by DRKWNG, June 27, 2010, 08:24:17 AM

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fastwin

Seen that one. Sneaky ass cat, dumb reptile.

Love those 3 cylinder Kwakkers. Buddy spit me off the back of his Bill Wirges equipped H-2 when he pulled an unexpected wheelie. That was one great/bad ass scooter with a hinge in the middle. Oh... and what powerband? It was like a top fueler with an on/off switch. ;D [Dolph]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Skybarney

Shortly after I bought my H2 I went to show off for a bunch of High School Girls (same age as me at the time) in front of the Taco Ball in town.  Yanked the throttle so hard I ended up lying belly down on the seat arms out straight and accelerating out of control.  I nearly crashed it.

The S1 250 was the fastest thing on the road for half a block.  God help you if turning or hard braking was required.  I still wish I had the S1 as there were only 500 in the States before DOT said no more to them.  They were simply to fast for their weight class.  At least that is the story I remember.

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

Speeddog

Unmake the beast with two backsingbelievable.
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Speedbag

Quote from: ducpainter on January 21, 2014, 05:47:27 AM
You must have ridden a Kwak triple. ;)

Yep, friend had one. Rode it once and that was enough for me.

He was killed riding it, although it wasn't the bike's fault. Wrong place to be riding like a maniac kind of thing....  :P
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

DRKWNG

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

kopfjäger

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Oldfisti

^^^ That's what dp's front hall feels like this time of year. 
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Skybarney

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
Feel free to PM me if needed, otherwise you will find me elsewhere.

1.21GW

"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

Howie


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Ducatamount

half fast

Buckethead

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

1.21GW

"I doubt I'm her type---I'm sure she's used to the finer things.  I'm usually broke. I'm kinda sloppy…"

MendoDave

I still don't understand the "effect"  he used. This is approaching or leaving the ground with ice all over it?