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Started by DRKWNG, June 27, 2010, 08:24:17 AM

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#7500
July 28, 2017, 05:33:00 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on July 28, 2017, 05:17:13 PM
You know damn well you wanted to lick it.

Oh, we all know he did! ;)
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Grampa

#7501
July 28, 2017, 05:50:24 PM
what happens at the preserve, stays at the preserve.
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

Some people call 911..... some people are 911
-Marcus Luttrell

DarkMonster620

#7502
August 02, 2017, 06:16:47 PM
a unicorn

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Duck-Stew

#7503
August 02, 2017, 08:12:09 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on August 02, 2017, 06:16:47 PM
a unicorn



Nothing a little plastic explosive won't cure...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Blackout

#7504
August 03, 2017, 07:41:52 AM
What is wrong with people?
2003 Ducati Monster 800
2005 Triumph Speed Triple 1050
2003 Honda CR250
2008 KTM 990 SuperDuke

DRKWNG

#7505
August 22, 2017, 06:21:10 PM
Picked up one of these yesterday

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#7506
August 22, 2017, 06:25:52 PM
 [thumbsup] [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Oldfisti

#7507
August 22, 2017, 07:07:15 PM
Sexy!
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

kopfjäger

#7508
August 22, 2017, 07:37:25 PM
Fancy schmancy.
“Woohoohoohoo! Two personal records! For breath holding and number of sharks shot in the frickin\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\\

DRKWNG

#7509
August 23, 2017, 02:41:24 AM
It's case is bronze, so it will be interesting to see how it patinas over the years.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

zach (Slag)

#7510
August 23, 2017, 10:07:25 AM
Bury it in the back yard to speed the process
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Speedbag

#7511
August 23, 2017, 10:33:08 AM
Or send it to me and I'll strap it underneath my Jeep for a full MN winter.
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

DarkMonster620

#7512
August 29, 2017, 09:21:34 AM
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#7513
August 29, 2017, 10:17:20 AM
I need to move.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Duck-Stew

#7514
August 29, 2017, 02:54:44 PM
Quote from: ducpainter on August 29, 2017, 10:17:20 AM
I need to move.

I'm nearly done packing...
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.
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