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Ddan

#1080
November 17, 2011, 04:23:42 PM
I suddenly love my job


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DRKWNG

#1081
November 17, 2011, 04:27:08 PM

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

ManaloEA

#1082
November 17, 2011, 08:15:44 PM
That is just plain wrong, on so many levels...  :-X
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Grampa

#1083
November 17, 2011, 11:28:26 PM
Gaspar, Melchior and Balthasar kicked me out of the band..... they said I didnt fit the image they were trying to project. 

So I went solo.  -Me

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muskrat

#1084
November 18, 2011, 12:01:27 AM
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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RAT900

#1085
November 18, 2011, 02:43:25 AM
Let's do Noodles again for dinner honey okay?
This is an insult to the Pez community

triangleforge

#1086
November 18, 2011, 08:04:00 AM
Quote from: muskrat on November 18, 2011, 12:01:27 AM


That's it. Now I want a new iPhone solely so I can ask "Siri, Do you know Pho King Way?"
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fastwin

#1087
November 18, 2011, 09:02:23 AM
Quote from: Dan on November 17, 2011, 04:23:42 PM
I suddenly love my job




Well there goes my appetite. :P Did he loose his watch in there? [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

RAT900

#1088
November 18, 2011, 09:08:56 AM
Quote from: fastwin on November 18, 2011, 09:02:23 AM
Well there goes my appetite. :P Did he loose his watch in there? [laugh]

Seriously....how do you negotiate a salary for that job?...clearly the fact that you answered the ad and showed up for the interview puts you on pretty weak footing
This is an insult to the Pez community

Speedbag

#1089
November 18, 2011, 09:15:32 AM
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

RAT900

#1090
November 18, 2011, 09:18:20 AM
Quote from: Speedbag on November 18, 2011, 09:15:32 AM


Is this a memoir by Jeffrey Dahmer?
This is an insult to the Pez community

fastwin

#1091
November 18, 2011, 09:25:21 AM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 09:08:56 AM
Seriously....how do you negotiate a salary for that job?...clearly the fact that you answered the ad and showed up for the interview puts you on pretty weak footing

Wonder what the elephant is thinking? The expression on the guy to the right is priceless. [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

NorDog

#1092
November 18, 2011, 11:15:16 AM
A man in passion rides a mad horse. -- Ben Franklin

fastwin

#1093
November 18, 2011, 11:25:58 AM
I remember reading a story years ago about some sort of Japanese drink (soda??) that was spelled and pronounced in English as "cow piss". Didn't fare too well. Funky marketing. [bang]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

muskrat

#1094
November 18, 2011, 12:29:38 PM
Quote from: RAT900 on November 18, 2011, 02:43:25 AM
Let's do Noodles again for dinner honey okay?
I'll try that line tonight.  cross your fingers.
Can we thin the gene pool? 

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