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DesmoDiva

#2565
December 24, 2011, 04:38:07 PM
One white russian...

and half a bottle of  [wine] down...

with some burbon or whiskey later. 
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

DarkMonster620

#2566
December 24, 2011, 05:05:22 PM
OK ... first glass of eggnog down ... more to come
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#2567
December 24, 2011, 07:04:32 PM
Just realized my picture didn't post. I am working my way through a bottle of kraken and have a bottle of zaya for tomorrow
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Manny

#2568
December 24, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
A relative who will remain un-named due to the nature of the activities described below has made some pretty nice moonshine. Actually, there are no activities to describe. He just made some bad-ass, rip-snortin', paint peelin' moonshine - and I'm halfway through the generous portion he gave me today.  ;D

Randimus Maximus

#2569
December 25, 2011, 05:44:55 AM
Quote from: Manny on December 24, 2011, 09:14:31 PM
A relative who will remain un-named due to the nature of the activities described below has made some pretty nice moonshine. Actually, there are no activities to describe. He just made some bad-ass, rip-snortin', paint peelin' moonshine - and I'm halfway through the generous portion he gave me today.  ;D

Hey stranger!

Hope the 'shine isn't hurting you too bad this morning.  :P

cokey

#2570
December 25, 2011, 09:13:12 AM
From my new almost brother Inlaw.

I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

DarkMonster620

#2571
December 25, 2011, 09:46:17 AM
Had 2 bottles home preped sangria and 1/2 bottle eggnog last night .. still nutin' ...

cokey, nice gift [thumbsup]
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

teddy037.3

#2572
December 26, 2011, 03:12:51 AM
just about at the end of this '95 SVR.

meh. kind of wish I was sleepy by now. or at least proper drunk.  [roll]

DarkMonster620

#2573
December 26, 2011, 05:01:12 AM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on December 26, 2011, 03:12:51 AM
just about at the end of this '95 SVR.

meh. kind of wish I was sleepy by now. or at least proper drunk.  [roll]

well, had two bottles of sangria and nothing, not even sleepines last night ... but today, have all the effects of a night out at the town!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

zarn02

#2574
December 26, 2011, 10:56:22 AM
Gotta hate it when you skip drunk, but still get to partake of hung over.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

DarkMonster620

#2575
December 26, 2011, 03:51:51 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on December 26, 2011, 10:56:22 AM
Gotta hate it when you skip drunk, but still get to partake of hung over.

tell me bout it ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

teddy037.3

#2576
December 26, 2011, 06:21:57 PM
Quote from: zarn02 on December 26, 2011, 10:56:22 AM
Gotta hate it when you skip drunk, but still get to partake of hung over.


yep, that was this morning for me

DarkMonster620

#2577
December 26, 2011, 06:22:58 PM
did we all got the same illness? lack of booze but hangover?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DRKWNG

#2578
January 01, 2012, 12:32:09 AM
Whole lot of wine in me tonight...
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2579
January 01, 2012, 05:23:32 AM
well, I missed it last night, but, why  NEW ?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."
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