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brimo

#2625
Just been out for a blast around the hills, "Dark'n'Stormy" time, that'll rinse the bugs out of the teeth.  [drink]
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

spolic

He man, where are all the ads?

fastwin

#2627
He kinda undershot his landing here in north Texas a few nights ago. Something about getting into an argument with his girlfriend (maybe wife?) and ending up in a church parking lot in Sanger, Texas at 1:30AM sitting in his black Trans-Am. The local police saw the car and decided to check it out. I think I heard that he thought he was home... but that would be in Tioga twenty plus miles away on the other side of Lake Ray Roberts. [bang] [roll] Probably had something to do with the empty wine bottle in his car. [wine] At least he was nice to the officers and thankfully didn't hurt anyone. [thumbsup] Can't remember the last time I mistook a church parking lot twenty miles from home as my driveway. Must have been a really good argument!

Raw Video: Randy Travis Arrested for Public Intoxication

I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Buckethead

Made the mistake of playing on a very lovely sounding guitar at Guitar Center on my way home from my Friday coffee meetup.

I want it. Badly.

But if I'M DRUNK, then I can't drive back there tonight and buy it!  :D
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Monsterlover

"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Speedbag

I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

fastwin

It can also cost you a ton! Damn thing works both ways. [bang] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

LMT

5 dollar growler refills at Pyramid on Monday's. We stopped in with 2 empty ones and it happened to be happy hour. 2 beers (8%) later we left. One more at home = on dippy LMT. Light weight huh!  [beer]

One growler has Snow Cap, the other Outburst IPA.  [drink]

One more and then off to bed. Thank dog for spell check.  [beer]

Buckethead

Quote from: Buckethead on February 17, 2012, 07:17:18 PM
Made the mistake of playing on a very lovely sounding guitar at Guitar Center on my way home from my Friday coffee meetup.

I want it. Badly.

But if I'M DRUNK, then I can't drive back there tonight and buy it!  :D

Looks like I should have gotten drunk this afternoon.



God, it's obnoxiously orange.  :D
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Stella

We all want to post in the "what are you listening to" thread with a link to you playing BOB.

So get crackin' mister!

(Nice purchase btw.)   [thumbsup]

"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

brimo

Bit cool today (24 deg C) and pissing rain, had to crack the birthday bottle of Jamesons 12 year old to warm up.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

KnightofNi

I'm quite distraught. my watering hole is under new mgmt and my normal $40 tab turned into $90 last night.
I am not happy about this and may protest by drinking cheap beer there again and scowling at everyone.


for comparison, my friend and i will walk in and kill a bottle of rum between the 2 of us. that usually runs us $40. Last night we didn't kill the entire bottle.  >:(
I guess that's what happens when there is someone watching the product go out like a hawk.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ItsaDuc

Quote from: KnightofNi on February 24, 2012, 08:32:43 AM
I'm quite distraught. my watering hole is under new mgmt and my normal $40 tab turned into $90 last night.
I am not happy about this and may protest by drinking cheap beer there again and scowling at everyone.


for comparison, my friend and i will walk in and kill a bottle of rum between the 2 of us. that usually runs us $40. Last night we didn't kill the entire bottle.  >:(
I guess that's what happens when there is someone watching the product go out like a hawk.

Might be why its under new management.  [cheeky]


KnightofNi

Quote from: ItsaDuc on February 24, 2012, 08:38:10 AM
Might be why its under new management.  [cheeky]



no, it's not. I know the story behind it all. the actual owners live next door to my friend. it's part of how i got to such low bar tabs. lol.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ItsaDuc

Quote from: KnightofNi on February 24, 2012, 10:58:37 AM
no, it's not. I know the story behind it all. the actual owners live next door to my friend. it's part of how i got to such low bar tabs. lol.

No worries, I used to bartend through college and I know how to treat "regulars", they are the bread and butter for any watering hole.