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LMT

I should be here, but I am still catching all the typos.  Maybe one more! [beer]

teddy037.3

Quote from: Little Monkey Toes on March 23, 2012, 09:54:50 PM
I should be here, but I am still catching all the typos.  Maybe one more! [beer]

and how'd that one more turn out?  [beer]

ItsaDuc



NAKID

Quote from: ItsaDuc on March 23, 2012, 10:23:35 PM
Stoli and tonic.

That is all.  [thumbsup]

Chu-hi's and vicodin! Now THAT'S a combo!
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DarkMonster620

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

should have posted in here last night.

i love the drunk i get from whisky. i'm mellow and happy.
whiskey or bourbon have a tendency to make me fighty.

i drank about half the bottle on my own last night and cooked dinner.
i had no idea where i was going when it started, but i would up with something rather tasty.

i thank the scotch
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

elyse

Quote from: KnightofNi on March 28, 2012, 08:42:09 AM
should have posted in here last night.

i love the drunk i get from whisky. i'm mellow and happy.
whiskey or bourbon have a tendency to make me fighty.

i drank about half the bottle on my own last night and cooked dinner.
i had no idea where i was going when it started, but i would up with something rather tasty.

i thank the scotch
...i think you're still drunk [cheeky]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Buckethead

Nope.

No e = Scotch whisky.

With an e = whiskey from anywhere else in the world, unpolluted by burning moss and fungus and dead shit.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

elyse

Quote from: Buckethead on March 28, 2012, 03:13:32 PM
Nope.

No e = Scotch whisky.

With an e = whiskey from anywhere else in the world, unpolluted by burning moss and fungus and dead shit.

smartypants!!!.... [cheeky]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Buckethead

You've obviously never seen my head.

It's gargantuan.

Anything that doesn't get in immediately gets stuck in a decaying orbit and makes its way in eventually.

If you need me, I'll be in the other room, crying myself to sleep on my enormous pillow.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

KnightofNi

Quote from: Buckethead on March 28, 2012, 03:13:32 PM
Nope.

No e = Scotch whisky.

With an e = whiskey from anywhere else in the world, unpolluted by burning moss and fungus and dead shit.


SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH!
The burnt peat is part of what makes it superior!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

SacDuc



Fuuuuuuuuuck !

It's not Friday is it?


Sac


/I hate s chool nights.
HATERS GONNA HATE.

DarkMonster620

Quote from: SacDuc on March 29, 2012, 08:12:53 PM

Fuuuuuuuuuck !

It's not Friday is it?


Sac


/I hate s chool nights.

few more hours . . .
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."