The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[kopfjäger]

^^^

[Buckethead]

 



Or, in the words of my friend Mario: "If you find yourself thinking about her...? Finish your beer and get another. We have plenty."

[the_Journeyman]

I have learned that the strawberry wine I made can send me two this thread after only two 20oz bottles.  It's stout.

JM

[DarkMonster620]

I have learned that the strawberry wine I made can send me two this thread after only two 20oz bottles.  It's stout.

JM

that wine has to be good if it can send you two to this thread 

[brimo]

my brain hurts

[Ducatamount]

my brain hurts

and "my tongue feels like the Russian Army walked across it in their stocking feet." (W.C. Fields)   

[Ducatamount]

Bad,bad whiskey...

[Monsterlover]

ML feels no pain

[teddy037.3]

 

[teddy037.3]

Whiskeytime... it has been far too long, my friend

[RAT900]

Hello.

My name is Bucket and I'm drunk.

<hi, bucket>

It's been about 3 minutes since my last drink.

I'm in a relationship that has about a 0.03% chance of actually working out.

Doesn't mean I'm not gonna give it every chance I can.

Why? Because I'm an idiot. And to deal with that fact, I'm also drunk.

Tank you, DMF Drunk Threeed. I needed this.

as said in Latin  in vino veritas

[cowboy barbie]

When I went to refill my glass, I couldn't figure out where I set down the bottle of wine I was drinking.  Then I found it right in front of me, empty.  I was sad.

[Oldfisti]

DIMBY

[lethe]

DIMBY

indeed, me being drunk is a rare thing.
Not so sure it was impressive or even memorable but at least you all bore witness to a rare sight.

[Monsterlover]

I DIMBY'd pretty myself