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ungeheuer

#2745
December 21, 2012, 03:39:25 AM
Quote from: ducpainter on December 21, 2012, 03:27:02 AM
sailing right along are we? ;D
loaded to the gunwales  [evil]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

Speedbag

#2746
December 21, 2012, 03:57:58 AM
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

the_Journeyman

#2747
December 29, 2012, 07:44:20 AM
Went out for wings last night for my birthday.  Started the night of with this.  It was gone before the food arrived...



JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

brimo

#2748
December 29, 2012, 09:31:14 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on December 29, 2012, 07:44:20 AM
Went out for wings last night for my birthday.  Started the night of with this.  It was gone before the food arrived...



JM


Hell of a way to start a night losing your right arm, still, having wings would more than compensate.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

MendoDave

#2749
December 29, 2012, 09:44:33 PM
Quote from: brimo on December 29, 2012, 09:31:14 PM
Hell of a way to start a night losing your right arm, still, having wings would more than compensate.
you never did let on where you eere having wings at.

the_Journeyman

#2750
December 30, 2012, 05:46:17 AM
Wild Wing Cafe.  Asheville, NC.  Good place, has live entertainment a lot too ~

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

fastwin

#2751
December 30, 2012, 03:39:00 PM
At least y'all can drink. My felony probation officer wife bought me a breathalyzer for Chirstmas and is always asking to blow in it before I drive anywhere. [bang] I know she cares but she's taking her job home with her now. [roll]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

MendoDave

#2752
December 30, 2012, 03:45:17 PM
Quote from: fastwin on December 30, 2012, 03:39:00 PM
At least y'all can drink. My felony probation officer wife bought me a breathalyzer for Chirstmas and is always asking to blow in it before I drive anywhere. [bang] I know she cares but she's taking her job home with her now. [roll]

You're married you can drink at home with her now. No need to go anywhere.

LMT

#2753
January 01, 2013, 07:30:41 PM
I predict a hangover in the morning. I usually do not drink for the entire month of January. I had some beer left in the fridge, so I am drinking it. On the last one now. spell check loved this!   [beer]

Monsterlover

#2754
January 26, 2013, 08:39:00 PM
I'm make the beast with two backsin ripped

Nom idea how Mich beer I had before I switched to long islands.

NTMA Blue Collar Bash. I bought tickets for me, wife and,all the guys in the shop.

Good times.

:D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Oldfisti

#2755
January 30, 2013, 08:15:13 PM
Had a bit of the Nate juice this evening.  Polish variety.  Here's to remembering to post in this threed before it's too late to post anywhere!   [drink] [drink] [drink]




If it's good enough to Die Hard for, then it's good enough for me!

  :D
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

#2756
January 30, 2013, 10:13:22 PM
Mr I told me to raid his liquor stash.



I did. he had a couple of nice rums in there. thank god the bottle wasn't full.
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

the_Journeyman

#2757
January 31, 2013, 03:36:53 PM
Sobieski is good stuff!

Yea, rum is totally my favorite.  I should be a pirate that only steals rum.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DarkMonster620

#2758
January 31, 2013, 04:10:56 PM
JM, like this one?

Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

brimo

#2759
February 01, 2013, 09:24:40 PM
Quote from: alfisti on January 30, 2013, 08:15:13 PM
Had a bit of the Nate juice this evening.  Polish variety.  Here's to remembering to post in this threed before it's too late to post anywhere!   [drink] [drink] [drink]




If it's good enough to Die Hard for, then it's good enough for me!

  :D

Too much of that stuff and "hard" is what you won't be.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917
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