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Oldfisti

#2760
February 03, 2013, 06:59:11 AM
Quote from: brimo on February 01, 2013, 09:24:40 PM
Too much of that stuff and "hard" is what you won't be.


[laugh]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

brimo

#2761
February 19, 2013, 09:59:23 PM
Mmmmm Monkey Shoulder, not bad for a blend. Lame website though.
http://www.monkeyshoulder.com
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

ungeheuer

#2762
February 22, 2013, 12:28:19 AM
 [drink]  [evil]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

jaxduc

#2763
February 22, 2013, 05:13:56 AM
Apparently I'm starting fights on the forum. I blame the whiskey! !!
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Aren't you the Panigale hater?

LMT

#2764
March 12, 2013, 06:43:23 PM
Later tonight I see myself here  [drink]

ungeheuer

#2765
March 15, 2013, 06:46:50 AM
 [beer] [drink]
Ducati 1100S Monster + Ducati 1260ST Multistrada + Moto Guzzi Griso 1200SE


Previously: Ducati1200SMultistradaDucatiMonster696DucatiSD900MotoMorini31/2

fastwin

#2766
March 15, 2013, 09:29:56 AM
If I have to go to any more of my kiddos JV baseball games where the coach never plays him I'm going to leave, come home and get DMF druunk! [drink] [wine] [beer] ;) How will he ever have a chance to make varsity in the next year or two if he NEVER gets to play in games?!!!! [bang] He tries really hard in practice and is not that bad of a player but his bench time makes me want to drink out of frustration. Is that bad? [laugh]  [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

brimo

#2767
March 16, 2013, 12:56:28 AM
Replenishing my vital bodily essences with a Dark'n'Stormy (Jamaican rum over ice with a bit of Ginger beer).  [drink]
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

the_Journeyman

#2768
March 16, 2013, 05:41:40 AM
Dark & Stormys are nice.

JM
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Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

#2769
March 16, 2013, 05:19:56 PM
Mrs Monsterlover now has a great app on her tablet that tells you what drinks you can make with a given list of ingredient.

For the sake of science

I shall experiment

On myself!
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

ducpainter

#2770
March 16, 2013, 05:29:53 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 05:19:56 PM
Mrs Monsterlover now has a great app on her tablet that tells you what drinks you can make with a given list of ingredient.

For the sake of science

I shall experiment

On myself!
...as long as those ingredients include vodka...

sign me up.  ;D
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Monsterlover

#2771
March 16, 2013, 05:34:58 PM
Vodka is on the list.

Make yourself comfortable   
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Buckethead

#2772
March 17, 2013, 01:28:02 AM
I can't think of a better way to spend St Amateur's Day weekend than by getting wasted while watching a bunch of guys try to beat the shit out of each other. Hooray for UFC 158.  [beer] [beer] [beer]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Randimus Maximus

#2773
March 17, 2013, 09:15:37 AM
Quote from: Monsterlover on March 16, 2013, 05:19:56 PM
Mrs Monsterlover now has a great app on her tablet that tells you what drinks you can make with a given list of ingredient.

What's the name of the app?

Monsterlover

#2774
March 17, 2013, 11:01:16 AM
Quote from: Randimus Maximus on March 17, 2013, 09:15:37 AM
What's the name of the app?

"Drinks recipes" she thinks.
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**
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