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Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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KnightofNi

I was promised biscuits. I didn't get them.


That half glass of vodka is kicking in.


I need food
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

My vodka is kicking in as well. 

No biscuits, but I did have a few slices.   [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

Yeah...

I'm thinking rum.

And maybe some ginger ale.

Don't get excited, Trav. I mean Vernor's.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

teddy037.3

hello, guinness. I love you.

you don't ever do me wrong, or try to make decisions on how my life should be

teddy037.3

noooo I'm out of beer.... guess I'll go back to sleep then

le sad


ungeheuer

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fastwin

Quote from: ungeheuer on January 31, 2014, 04:34:02 AM
Up the creek  ;D

Jacobs.

Mmmm... I like Jacob's Creek wine. Good, inexpensive Aussie stuff. [wine]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Randimus Maximus

Quote from: fastwin on January 31, 2014, 08:28:56 AM
Mmmm... I like Jacob's Creek wine. Good, inexpensive Aussie stuff. [wine]

Agreed.

Kaesler wines have been hard to find lately.

teddy037.3

drunkled.

at least tomorrow will be drunkled with purpose... superbooowwwwlllll.... chili. hooray!

let's get another beer open  [drink]

Oldfisti

Last night I got into some of this...




As usual, I forgot to post in here once it started flowing.   [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

teddy037.3


teddy037.3


Skybarney

Two things I don't do.  Keyboard bullies and hypocrites.
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