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Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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teddy037.3

#3270
June 19, 2015, 02:31:21 PM
happy friday, pregnant doges

teddy037.3

#3271
June 19, 2015, 03:55:43 PM
make the beast with two backs yeah. new bottle.

DRKWNG

#3272
June 20, 2015, 01:45:51 AM
Dealing with your problems is generally more effective than running from them.  Just saying.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

teddy037.3

#3273
June 20, 2015, 08:33:13 AM
meh. dealing only got me so far. i've given up.

Needle99

#3274
November 13, 2015, 03:25:23 AM
I am the count ah ah ah ah
2004 S4R, Full Termi Kit, marving midpipe, DP Clutch pressure plate, Rizoma Open Clutch Cover,  Ducabike Slave Cyl and some tasteful carbon blingy goodness

DarkMonster620

#3275
December 31, 2015, 06:44:27 PM
vwku . . jssspy nwq uarw
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Oldfisti

#3276
March 05, 2016, 08:54:52 PM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on December 31, 2015, 06:44:27 PM
vwku . . jssspy nwq uarw


Carlos I can almost understand this.

A few moor beers and I'll be there.

[drink] [drink] [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DarkMonster620

#3277
March 06, 2016, 06:24:25 AM
Quote from: Oldfisti on March 05, 2016, 08:54:52 PM

Carlos I can almost understand this.

A few moor beers and I'll be there.

[drink] [drink] [drink]
You was drinking Moor Beer? :o
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Oldfisti

#3278
March 06, 2016, 06:41:43 AM
Quote from: DarkMonster620 on March 06, 2016, 06:24:25 AM
You was drinking Moor Beer? :o


My spelling skills were becoming impaired.

;)
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

DarkMonster620

#3279
March 06, 2016, 06:43:52 AM
Being there done that
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

ducpainter

#3280
March 29, 2016, 07:07:32 PM
Raises hand...

tag you're it.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


red baron

#3281
April 10, 2016, 06:24:07 PM
Jeebus, this bottle of Kahlua won't go away, who even brought this over?
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgment of freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations... James Madison

Needle99

#3282
June 11, 2016, 02:03:26 AM
Fancee me meeting me here.

Farkin red wine for the win!
2004 S4R, Full Termi Kit, marving midpipe, DP Clutch pressure plate, Rizoma Open Clutch Cover,  Ducabike Slave Cyl and some tasteful carbon blingy goodness

LMT

#3283
June 25, 2016, 07:40:23 PM
pn my way

Oldfisti

#3284
June 25, 2016, 08:41:56 PM
I'm right there with you!

[beer]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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