The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[Ash]

i need a make the beast with two backsin drink.

f that i need the whole case.............

[zarn02]

i need a make the beast with two backsin drink.

f that i need the whole case.............

that sort of day/week/month/year?

[vwboomer]

 mmm I just got a gallon of McMasters Canadian from my guy at work. He went to the UP a couple weeks back. ah it's good. Soo good, I'm willing to forgive the fact that my GasGas battery died in teh parking lot at work while I was wearing the whiskey in my backpack and had to wait 15 minutes to find someone with cables.
makin up for it now though.
fukinhell i gotta work 1 more night tonight. 13 13 hour days in a row. I aint cut out for that shit.

Here's to smellin like a brewery at work!

[Ash]

that sort of day/week/month/year?

let's hope it doesn't get upgraded to red...

[teddy037.2]

caution: happy content in teh drunk thd.



w00t!!!!!

[Ash]

you finally get nookie?

[teddy037.2]

you finally get nookie?

shoosh. a lady doesn't kiss and tell 


I tell everyone about you, but that doesn't count 

[Ash]

you're a lady?

<scratches eyes out>

[teddy037.2]

you're a lady?

<scratches eyes out>

the second hottest asian chick on the board 

[Ash]

and don't you forget it, number two!   

[teddy037.2]

and don't you forget it, number two!   

I'm crying on the inside...

[Statler]

this thread almost down to page two...nonsense.


blue moon and then rum and coke.

tomorrow is gonna suck. 

[Ash]

but tonight is gonna rock!!!





perspective....   

[kopfjäger]

I'm too drunk to post anything, other than there are alot of over educated weenies on this forum.

[Drunken Monkey]

I'm too drunk to post anything, other than there are alot of over educated weenies on this forum.

Alot isn't a word. 

Also I've gone from thinking I drink too much to thinking I don't drink enough.

Is that a bad sign?