The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[eltristo]

bahahahahahahaaahhhhhhhhh

make the beast with two backsin'ell, dude! you didn't tell me that's what you were opening!

ghey!


oh well, I've got all this free pyramid to drown my sorrows in...




sucks working at a booze shop sometimes...

Well, the Prisoner then attacked the couch and carpet during Joe's night here    .  We just finished Rug Doctoring it all up .

[added]

We started the night with margaritas, cause Jen was making dinner and it was easier then going to happy hour.  Apparently I make my margaritas strong.

[Ash]

that was such an awesome night...

my fav part about that night was the fact that you told me i'm just a big a jackass in person as i am online.  thank you for the compliment!     

[teddy037.2]

my fav part about that night was the fact that you told me i'm just a big a jackass in person as i am online.  thank you for the compliment!     

yw 

[somegirl]

Last night, went to a work dinner at a brewpub.

Me: "How's the stout?"
Waiter: "Well, uh, that's a rather dark beer."



(and it was not bad, btw )

[Buckethead]

Last night, went to a work dinner at a brewpub.

Me: "How's the stout?"
Waiter: "Well, uh, that's a rather dark beer."



(and it was not bad, btw )

Wow. What a tool.

You still in Philly?

[Ash]

Last night, went to a work dinner at a brewpub.

Me: "How's the stout?"
Waiter: "Well, uh, that's a rather dark beer."



(and it was not bad, btw )

didja kick him in the huevos?   

[somegirl]

Wow. What a tool.

You still in Philly?

Yeah, fly back early tomorrow morning.

[teddy037.2]

Yeah, fly back early tomorrow morning.

but did you kick him in the huevos? 

[Ash]

but did you kick him in the huevos? 

[somegirl]

but did you kick him in the huevos? 

No, I tend to be nice to waitstaff...don't want spit in my beer.

[eltristo]

No, I tend to be nice to waitstaff...don't want spit in my beer.

But alcohol is naturally antibacterial!

[DucMouse the Mighty]

freakin A it is!!! 

im not healthy enough...more beer to consume

wow does that does worse then i think

[teddy037.2]

No, I tend to be nice to waitstaff...don't want spit in my beer.

"does that look like spit to you? aw, make the beast with two backs it."

spit in beer is better than slugs on pizza... ewwww....

[Ash]

"does that look like spit to you? aw, make the beast with two backs it."

"i'm sorry.  I just, uhh, really like beer."

[teddy037.2]

just quotin' farva...

I need a drink. what's on the menu?