The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[c_rex]

I thought perhaps you had to have been somewhere moderately deep in your cups to post in this thread?  Was I wrong?  You people lneed to drink more.  Personally I am currently in favor of mising Gentlemean Jack with cervezas.  doh!  my jalpeno poppers are ready! 

errr. umm.. that would be 'mixing' not 'mising' .. <hic!>

[Buckethead]

Granted I'm sober now, but I was shitfaced when I was posting last night.

Sailor Jerry makes Coke just too easy to drink. 

[teddy037.2]

I thought perhaps you had to have been somewhere moderately deep in your cups to post in this thread?  Was I wrong?  You people lneed to drink more.  Personally I am currently in favor of mising Gentlemean Jack with cervezas.  doh!  my jalpeno poppers are ready! 

I do my best thinkin' when I'm off the wagon...

[teddy037.2]

I do my best thinkin' when I'm off the wagon...

yes I doooo! go monday!

free tasties at the shop, and a 7-fiddy of gulden draak.

not free, but gone, daddy, gone! and it's... 4:30?

[eltristo]

Yeah, that Gulden Draak drinks real easy.  REAL easy 

[Ash]

hooray vespers!

hooray tuna!

[Mother]

goose and tonic is my frends

and me and gravify anahave a peculiar relationship]]

this keyboard or my spelling is brofen

[Ash]

lush!   

[teddy037.2]

I coulda used a vesper.

drank waaayyy too much last night.

thought we were going for pizza, and not a binge session for my boy who's mom just passed...  but that's it way it goes sometimes.

better shake this hangover by the time we get to the show today...

[Ash]

at least you were there for him, bro.  i raise my glass to both of you (well, i will later tonight, lol)

[teddy037.2]

at least you were there for him, bro.  i raise my glass to both of you (well, i will later tonight, lol)

tip o'the hat to you, sir 

he's doing ok... mostly...

[Ash]

i take it her passing wasn't a surprise?

[teddy037.2]

complete surprise.

but he's been so busy taking care of everything (only next of kin) and trying to get his grandma squared away, he's been hovering on the grief bubble all week.

[teddy037.2]

jebus tristos is right, again.

the voodoo works, but it ain't turbodog...

[NeufUnSix]

It's great to be a lightweight.... One double white russian with four ozs of liquor and I'm flying. Thank jebus for bars that serve REAL drinks with enough booze to get you plastered, not some pansy-ass mini-plastic-shot-glass 13$ for-1-oz-cocktail bullshit.

Rocking out to some Bowie now, tonight's a good night.