The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[eltristo]

It's great to be a lightweight.... One double white russian with four ozs of liquor and I'm flying. Thank jebus for bars that serve REAL drinks with enough booze to get you plastered, not some pansy-ass mini-plastic-shot-glass 13$ for-1-oz-cocktail bullshit.

Rocking out to some Bowie now, tonight's a good night.

You are welcome

[teddy037.2]

You are welcome

yes, the force is strong in you, jebus tristos...

[Ash]

i had a fun weekend, boys

how was yours?

[eltristo]

i had a fun weekend, boys

how was yours?

Mine was cool, but I wouldn't ask the ted right now 

[Ash]

ted, how was your weekend?

[teddy037.2]

don't make me man-slap you, ashykins 

my weekend looked like work. this weekend will be the same, apparently.

my next day off will be in october.

who else wants to drink to that? 

[Ash]

don't make me man-slap you, ashykins 

harder!  harder!

[eltristo]

don't make me man-slap you, ashykins 

Why would you man-slap a hot chick like Ash? 











Is that joke played out yet? 

[Ash]

what, with a body like this??



yeah, that's what i thought.

[eltristo]

what, with a body like this??



yeah, that's what i thought.

yup, that's the Ash i remember! 

[Ash]

yup, that's the Ash i remember could never get! 

[Ash]

ok time for maggie's beauty sleep.

tty tomorrows homeses

[eltristo]

ok time for maggie's beauty sleep.

tty tomorrows homeses

Righto.  I'll have a slug in your honor.

[teddy037.2]

harder!  harder!

[Ash]

free cocktails tonight bc of oracle openworld!