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Popeye the Sailor

#570
September 25, 2008, 10:41:59 PM
I am make the beast with two backsed up.   ;D
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

eltristo

#571
September 25, 2008, 10:50:53 PM
I'm drinkin' but I ain't drunkled.  Must.  Try.  Harder.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

Popeye the Sailor

#572
September 25, 2008, 10:58:49 PM
Quote from: elTristo on September 25, 2008, 10:50:53 PM
I'm drinkin' but I ain't drunkled.  Must.  Try.  Harder.

There is no good excuse to fail at being drunk.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

#573
September 26, 2008, 12:15:46 AM
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 10:58:49 PM
There is no good excuse to fail at being drunk.

I concur!

I have trois pistoles and an empty stomach... shouldn't take much...

there it is.

[drink]

Ash

#574
September 26, 2008, 06:24:49 AM
Quote from: someguy on September 25, 2008, 10:41:59 PM
I am make the beast with two backsed up.   ;D

will be TONIGHT!    ;D

the_Journeyman

#575
September 26, 2008, 05:46:26 PM
Good Canadian whisky...      ...Eh

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

teddy037.2

#576
October 01, 2008, 11:17:44 PM
'bout halfway through a bottle of italian pinot grigio...

and watching slapshot.

what a classic pairing, eh?  ;D

eltristo

#577
October 01, 2008, 11:24:41 PM
Lost a kitty today.

I'm on the 3rd Margarita, recipe to follow:

3 oz. fine tequila (Tonight we are using Jose Cuervo Platino Reserva de la Familia)
2 oz. Cointreau
1 oz. Rose's lime juice

Shake very well with ice and serve straight.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

#578
October 01, 2008, 11:26:33 PM
 :'( :'( :'(

I'm sorry, man...

:'( :'( :'(

eltristo

#579
October 01, 2008, 11:51:42 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 01, 2008, 11:26:33 PM
:'( :'( :'(

I'm sorry, man...

:'( :'( :'(

Yeah, it sucks some pretty huge penis.  And this was the cat i didn't like.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

#580
October 02, 2008, 03:14:42 AM
that's how I was w/kikaida... he was more the ex's cat than mine...

that's what I hate about pets... they tend to have personality, and grow on you, and whether you like it or not, become family.

:(

Ash

#581
October 02, 2008, 06:34:34 AM
jebus, jebus... i'm sorry man.

the girl wants a puppy.  i'm not looking forward to that for similar reasons....

ducpainter

#582
October 02, 2008, 06:37:47 AM
do we have a...

I'm slightly hung over thread?
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


Ash

#583
October 02, 2008, 06:41:47 AM
you are welcome here sam!

ducpainter

#584
October 02, 2008, 06:44:55 AM
martoonies were too good.
"Once you accept that a child on the autistic spectrum experiences the world in
a completely different way than you, you will be open to understand how that
 perspective
    is even more amazing than yours."
    To realize the value of nine  months:
    Ask a mother who gave birth to a stillborn.
"Don't piss off old people The older we get, the less 'Life in Prison' is a deterrent.”


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