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teddy037.2

*sigh*

looks like I am the party tonight.

[roll]

hittin' the whisky, and about to light up a freebie cigar... which I know nothing about. but the way today's been, why the make the beast with two backs not, eh?

two bastards down, btw.  [drink]

supakpow2

Quote from: teddy037.2 on October 31, 2008, 02:09:15 PM
there is something to be said about being served schlitz in a can, sitting at the bar in a pizza joint in fond du lac, WI.
[thumbsup]

Fond du? isn't that melted cheese? ;D  great name for a place in the chedda state....

Quote from: teddy037.2 on November 02, 2008, 05:06:09 PM
we're getting fat tire next week, too...  [drink] [drink] [drink]

Oh how I miss that stuff on tap at the Dark Horse in Boulder Co. [drink]  As well as Blue Moon. Or grindin' some tacos and margaritas at the Rio.  Those will knock.....you...out.... :o
Quote from: elTristo on December 03, 2008, 11:07:07 PM
there was going to be something humorous here, but, unfortunately, i was in charge of the typing, and this is all i could come up with.

FatguyRacer

One Rogue down, Brutal Bitter. Not really Brutal or really Bitter. Looks great in the glass though. A very good beer, but I was expecting more. This is kinda like an weak IPA.
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desmopr

Quote from: FatguyRacer on November 04, 2008, 04:39:39 AM
One Rogue down, Brutal Bitter. Not really Brutal or really Bitter. Looks great in the glass though. A very good beer, but I was expecting more. This is kinda like an weak IPA.

^^^^it's not a weak IPA, it is an excellent pale ale   [thumbsup] 

Is it wrong to be buzzed at election day @ 1:25 PM Central??  I really hope not............
2001 Monster 750 (SOLD)

KnightofNi

Quote from: desmopr on November 04, 2008, 11:29:40 AM
^^^^it's not a weak IPA, it is an excellent pale ale   [thumbsup] 

Is it wrong to be buzzed at election day @ 1:25 PM Central??  I really hope not............

that depends, have you voted yet?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

One Hoegaarden in.  [drink] Waiting for the Spaten Optimator to chill.   Oh will I touch the whiskey too?  [evil]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Speedbag

Quote from: alfisti on November 04, 2008, 02:36:36 PM
One Hoegaarden in.  [drink] Waiting for the Spaten Optimator to chill.   Oh will I touch the whiskey too?  [evil]

Ahhh, the Optimator. Makes me talk like Ah-nold.  [laugh] Yummy too.  [thumbsup]

I'm pouring them (August Schell Dark, to be specific) down tonight, as it looks promising that I will be gainfully employed again very soon.  8)
I tend to regard most of humanity as little more than walking talking dilated sphincters. - Rat

Oldfisti

Quote from: Speedbag on November 04, 2008, 03:00:55 PM
Ahhh, the Optimator. Makes me talk like Ah-nold.  [laugh] Yummy too.  [thumbsup]

I'm pouring them (August Schell Dark, to be specific) down tonight, as it looks promising that I will be gainfully employed again very soon.  8)


I drink to that!! 
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

the_Journeyman

Looks good. I'm finishing my Patron XO Café ~

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

teddy037.2

Quote from: Speedbag on November 04, 2008, 03:00:55 PM
Ahhh, the Optimator. Makes me talk like Ah-nold.  [laugh]

[laugh] I thought I was the only one retarded enough to do that

Oldfisti

LISTEN TO ME NOW,      HEAR ME LATER     AND BELIEVE ME SOONER YESTERDAY!!!!



Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Oldfisti

Quote from: the_Journeyman on November 04, 2008, 05:06:10 PM
Looks good. I'm finishing my Patron XO Café ~

JM

Sounds sublime [bacon]       How do you take it?
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

the_Journeyman

Room temp in the fancy little glasses that came in the holiday package with it  ;D

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Oldfisti

Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.