The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[DRKWNG]

oh, dear god. I can construct some sort of drink to suit a holiday throwdown if need be!

oh. wait.

I'm not part of this exchange.... *sob*

Hey, you're the one that said you didn't want to come and make merry.   

[proclivity]

72 pages of drunkenness since this thread started in May 08.  We are a sad bunch of drunken ducatisti.

[FatguyRacer]

I'd argue we don't drink enough.

[teddy037.2]

Hey, you're the one that said you didn't want to come and make merry.  

can't help it if I'm used to drinking alone on the holidays

72 pages of drunkenness since this thread started in May 08.  We are a sad bunch of drunken ducatisti.

says the new guy 

drink up, son! you gotta catch up 

[zarn02]

drinking beer with the crew last night, and nearly got into a bar fight with these two korean guys who kept make the beast with two backsing with us.

i think the women trying to keep the peace is the only reason things didn't come to blows.

there were two of them, and six guys among us. i'm not sure they had much capacity for counting.

[Buckethead]

Back to the old standby: Sailor Jerry and Coke.

Works the first time, every time.

[KnightofNi]

in the past 2 days i have put down over a case of beer myself.

in the past 2 weeks i have probably eaten 3 turkeys worth in sandwiches and other forms of food.

i just picked half the turkey carcass clean while it was sitting in the fridge.

tonight was the half+ case of beer...i think i need to sleep.

[Buckethead]

I have polished off a case of beer in a day. Not a night, but a day.

The last Thanksgiving I was at with turkey, I was forced (obligated by Italian birth) to eat several pounds. Thank you, Noni.

Quityerpregnant dogin and keep drinking.

Or pass out. Its a totally noble option at this point.

[DRKWNG]

Got nothing to do tonight but drink, so why not get drunk???

[vonkeswick]

how are you kids doing?

i, myself, am quite intoxicated...

[sfarchie]

I've been drinking white Russians tonight in a fashion that would make Lebowski blush.

I just saw Ace of Cakes and he made a cake laced with alcohol to mimic a white russian for one of the many Lebowskifests! I made a chocolate martini (I know, weak sauce) and it's making me read forums at 11:13 PM. Sad, indeed...

[Buckethead]

Fair warning: tequila Monday will commence in 3...

2...

1...

Gotta go get blotto now.

[teddy037.2]

in the past 2 days i have put down over a case of beer myself.

in the past 2 weeks i have probably eaten 3 turkeys worth in sandwiches and other forms of food.

i just picked half the turkey carcass clean while it was sitting in the fridge.

tonight was the half+ case of beer...i think i need to sleep.

I tip my hat (and glass of arrogant bastard) to you, sir. 

[Statler]

Fair warning: tequila Monday will commence in 3...

2...

1...

Gotta go get blotto now.

does tequila monday end at midnight?

[teddy037.2]

does tequila monday end at midnight?

ohhhh, boy, do I hope not!