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teddy037.2

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Quote from: elTristo on May 19, 2008, 11:18:54 PM
That is mighty purty.  At first I thought you were saying you were getting HER a tungsten/carbon ring.  Quite the gal there, taking CF over diamond.  Now I get it.   ;D

they're both the same stuff... essentially...  ;)

Quote from: vonkeswick on May 19, 2008, 11:20:16 PM
;D

no she's all for the diamonds

:edit:
read that wrong....

eltristo

"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

vonkeswick

well... she's mexican, she has the "mexican booty" and she has the "mexican cook" in her, and she loves me soo... [thumbsup] [thumbsup]
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

teddy037.2

Quote from: vonkeswick on May 19, 2008, 11:22:31 PM
well... she's mexican, she has the "mexican booty" and she has the "mexican cook" in her, and she loves me soo... [thumbsup] [thumbsup]

ahhh, the stuff of dreams...   ;)

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

teddy037.2

Quote from: someguy on May 19, 2008, 11:30:03 PM
Scotcheled.  ;D

very good, sir. and what is tonight's weapon if you don't mind me asking?

vonkeswick

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 11:24:46 PM
ahhh, the stuff of dreams...   ;)

i hate to brag but, yes, i got it made :)

and i can tell you... the messican chicas know how to uh... move ;)
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

vonkeswick

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 11:31:43 PM
very good, sir. and what is tonight's weapon if you don't mind me asking?

but you never said what's YOUR weapon of choice!
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

Popeye the Sailor

Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 19, 2008, 11:31:43 PM
very good, sir. and what is tonight's weapon if you don't mind me asking?

Johnny Walker Black, straight from the bottle.



<--make the beast with two backsed up.
If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

vonkeswick

Quote from: someguy on May 19, 2008, 11:34:01 PM
Johnny Walker Black, straight from the bottle.



<--make the beast with two backsed up.

badass extraordinaire
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

teddy037.2

Quote from: vonkeswick on May 19, 2008, 11:32:12 PM
i hate to brag but, yes, i got it made :)

of you were bragging, I wouldn't have lined up for high fives  ;)

Quote from: vonkeswick on May 19, 2008, 11:32:53 PM
but you never said what's YOUR weapon of choice!

I thought I did... had some belgian ale, then a rogue, and most recently the cask strength macallan and a pipeline porter (local brew... kona coffee in a porter. yum yum!)

Quote from: someguy on May 19, 2008, 11:34:01 PM
Johnny Walker Black, straight from the bottle.



<--make the beast with two backsed up.

rough night?

Popeye the Sailor

If the state had not cut funding for the mental institutions, this project could never have happened.

vonkeswick

this all ain't makin too much sense to me. lil too drunkled [drink]

anyway so yeah the future fiance has the "messican bootay" and what have you

messicans got the tastiest booties [evil]
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

teddy037.2

Quote from: someguy on May 19, 2008, 11:39:55 PM
Sorta, not really. Just....off.

nothin' wrong w/that  [thumbsup]


Quote from: vonkeswick on May 19, 2008, 11:40:30 PM
this all ain't makin too much sense to me. lil too drunkled [drink]

anyway so yeah the future fiance has the "messican bootay" and what have you

messicans got the tastiest booties [evil]

[beer] [laugh]

vonkeswick

If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!