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teddy037.2

#1290
March 03, 2009, 12:46:30 AM
no more whiskey.

KnightofNi

#1291
March 14, 2009, 12:35:54 PM
page 3? really?

i'm severely disappointed in you people.



anyways, i'm downing what we will call martinis today. though some of them are closer to a screwdriver than anything else because i'm not adding vermouth.

i bought a juicer just so i could make them. yes, a juicer (see screwdriver comment above)
all are shaken with ice.

basically, pick a flavor of vodka and get the fruit that goes with it. fresh fruit is what makes these the best.

orange vodka with blood oranges, tangerines, or clementines.

my fave right now is pomegranate vodka with pom juice. before you pour it in your glass of choice (i'm using 8 oz pony glasses) put a few fresh blueberries in the bottom and smush them so that they just start to loose juice. pour the pom vodka and juice over and enjoy. at the end you get to eat blueberries that taste amazing or as i said it when i first tried this [super gay voice with jazz hands] A-MAAAAAAAZING!!! [/super gay voice with jazz hands]


and yes, i'm half lit at 3:30pm.  ;D

Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Bick

#1292
March 14, 2009, 02:20:01 PM
It's all in the grind, Sizemore. Can't be too fine, can't be too coarse. This, my friend, is a science. I mean you're looking at the guy that believed all the commercials. You know, about the "be all you can be." I made coffee through Desert Storm. I made coffee through Panama while everyone else got to fight, got to be a Ranger.

* A man can never have too much whiskey, too many books, or too much ammunition *

Rambler1982

#1293
March 14, 2009, 04:58:45 PM Last Edit: March 14, 2009, 05:05:59 PM by Rambler1982
My friend had a party for St. Patty's day. There was lots of beer and breakfast food. I was drunk (and full) by 2pm. I passed out and woke up at 7pm with a hangover. What am I supposed to do now?

That is all, please return to your regularly scheduled activity.

DucMouse the Mighty

#1294
March 14, 2009, 05:08:04 PM
SoCo and spirt and hen coke...yummmmyy

now time to go indoor go karting with the posse....
spankinâ,,¢

Copy. Calibration error = humidity, altitude, attitude to tutu, distraction from tutu, stereotype naked rat bikes, human error due to heat, tutu and jealousy!

teddy037.2

#1295
March 16, 2009, 02:32:28 AM
sorry, travis... some of us have been busy  :D



rather, too drunk to even post up...

Duck-Stew

#1296
March 16, 2009, 08:49:28 PM
Hello ahgain my own thread!  It's been so long since I've posted in you....

I'm drunk n I miss you....

Mmmmmm......beerr!  [drink]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

jdubbs32584

#1297
March 16, 2009, 08:50:41 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2009, 08:49:28 PM
Hello ahgain my own thread!  It's been so long since I've posted in you....

I'm drunk n I miss you....

Mmmmmm......beerr!  [drink]

Hi stu! I'm drunk too!






that rhimed.

Duck-Stew

#1298
March 16, 2009, 09:00:49 PM
Quote from: JBubble on March 16, 2009, 08:50:41 PM
Hi stu! I'm drunk too!






that rhimed.

I'm correcting a lot of speelin gerrors onight...  Hahahaha....

Oh, and btw...I changed something about Mother's projile...er...profile. [laugh]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

jdubbs32584

#1299
March 16, 2009, 09:06:56 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on March 16, 2009, 09:00:49 PM
I'm correcting a lot of speelin gerrors onight...  Hahahaha....

Oh, and btw...I changed something about Mother's projile...er...profile. [laugh]

[laugh] [laugh] [laugh]

It took me a minute but I found it!


I wonder if he'll ever notice.....


teehee!

teddy037.2

#1300
March 17, 2009, 02:06:29 AM
islander reporting for duty! [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]

I closed today, it should be a happy occasion. at least erryone tells me so.







so why'm I so sad? :(

Mother

#1301
March 17, 2009, 02:54:35 AM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on March 17, 2009, 02:06:29 AM
islander reporting for duty! [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink] [drink]

I closed today, it should be a happy occasion. at least erryone tells me so.







so why'm I so sad? :(

What did you close?

teddy037.2

#1302
March 17, 2009, 03:51:29 PM
Quote from: Mother on March 17, 2009, 02:54:35 AM
What did you close?

a condo... teddy's going to be a homeowner by the end of the week...

KnightofNi

#1303
March 17, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
Quote from: teddy037.2 on March 17, 2009, 03:51:29 PM
a condo... teddy's going to be a homeowner by the end of the week...
hahaha, SUCKER!!


btw, no vodka tonight, but there were beers.  ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

teddy037.2

#1304
March 17, 2009, 08:08:22 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on March 17, 2009, 08:05:53 PM
hahaha, SUCKER!!


btw, no vodka tonight, but there were beers.  ;D


that's what I hear
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