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Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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vonkeswick

drunkled... again. why hast thou whiskey garnered such strength over mine morals

meh... make the beast with two backs it [beer]
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

teddy037.2

Quote from: vonkeswick on May 25, 2009, 01:11:37 AM
drunkled... again. why hast thou whiskey garnered such strength over mine morals

meh... make the beast with two backs it [beer]

that's why I never let the whiskey sit around the house for very long.


...that next bottle will play nice. I know it will  ;D

vonkeswick

#1352
Quote from: teddy037.2 on May 25, 2009, 07:06:06 PM
that's why I never let the whiskey sit around the house for very long.


...that next bottle will play nice. I know it will  ;D

lol the next bottle always plays nice when you have the previous bottle to show it you mean serious business ;)
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

teddy037.2

Quote from: vonkeswick on May 26, 2009, 02:52:50 AM
lol the next bottle always plays nice when you have the previous bottle to show it you mean serious business ;)

man! is that what i've been doing wrong all these years?

vonkeswick

If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

eltristo

Drunk at neighborhood watch meeting last night.  I think it helped.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

teddy037.2

Quote from: elTristo on May 28, 2009, 09:04:47 AM
Drunk at neighborhood watch meeting last night.  I think it helped.

hehehehe


you're so cool

Duck-Stew

I is/are drunkled again.

Hendricks' Gin & White grape juice this time are to blame...

That be all.
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Buckethead

At least I'm in good company.

Also, I'm watching "Long Way Down" and having grandiose visions of my upcoming trip to Nova Scotia.

Hooooooray, beer!
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Oldfisti

Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 28, 2009, 08:00:54 PM
I is/are drunkled again.

Hendricks' Gin & White grape juice this time are to blame...

That be all.


Hendricks is some damn fine gin right there.  [thumbsup]

Still lightly hung over (headache) from last night's activities.  [bang]

I always wanna post here whilst droonk but by the time I think about it I'm already too shithoused to use the computer. Every time.   [cheeky]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

Buckethead

Quote from: alfisti on May 28, 2009, 08:11:29 PM
I always wanna post here whilst droonk but by the time I think about it I'm already too shithoused to use the computer. Every time.   [cheeky]

Funny how that works.

Quote from: alfisti on May 28, 2009, 08:11:29 PM
Hendricks is some damn fine gin right there.  [thumbsup]

Agreed.  [thumbsup]
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

vonkeswick

This is a pre-drunk post. I'm not yet but I will be very soon. I'm wrecking my brain trying to figure out this housing situation. If I don't get someone to move in here I'm screwed and can't move back home, because paying rent here would make me unable to afford rent there. Unless I were to bail anyway, in which case rent probably wouldn't be covered and the other 3 tenants here will get evicted. Then I'll be home, but I'll be responsible for 3 people getting kicked out on the streets and I won't do that to them. If I had the money I'd be glad to give rent for this month, then just get outta dodge, and they'll will have a month to find someone. In effect, a 30 day's notice. And I can't be held responsible after that.

Jesus, I'm rambling, time to get some drinks in me [drink]
If you cheat, cheat death. If you steal, steal a woman's heart. If you fight, fight for your brother. And if you drink, may you drink with me!

God created whiskey so the Irish wouldn't conquer the world...

Ships are made for sinking, and whiskey's made for drinking, if we were made of cellophane we'd all get stinking drunk much faster!

teddy037.2

had me some crystal head vodka last night.

we just got some in the shop. not too shabby, and you pour it from a freakin' skull  ;D

there will be screwdrivers after work tonight

the_Journeyman

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Duck-Stew

Lovin' the Hendricks Gin man....

Any other fine gins I should try?
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.