The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[KnightofNi]

my g/f has been gone all week...my tolerance is up

i've put down 3 optimators and 2 franziskaners and i'm only mildly buzzed

and now i'm bored off my ass.

i've make the beast with two backsed with the craigslist whores more than i care to, and i don't have the drive to make the beast with two backs with the scammers.

i almost cut myself pretty bad swinging a sword around last night after a few beers.
i'm afraid i might do it for reals this time.

someone unbored me!

[teddy037.2]

i'm not much for the outboreding... but I can dial a shot!

well, not now, as I am at work...

[CMDRDAVE]

Checking in, just finished pulling the old tires off the new (used) set of Marchesini 5 spokes I picked up.  It's time for lots of 

[vonkeswick]

i had an interesting night with tom collins. i haven't really spoken to the guy in a while. we got into a bit of an argument. i forgot how quick he is to kick someone's ass

[teddy037.2]

I haven't partied w/tom in  awhile, either...

should call him up 

[vonkeswick]

lol all in all he's a pretty fun dude

tonight is taco night. i invited Señor D. Aiquiri

[teddy037.2]

  tonight

chateau preulliac, medoc, 2005




tequila tasting/paired dinner tomorrow... 

[eltristo]

tonight

chateau preulliac, medoc, 2005




tequila tasting/paired dinner tomorrow... 

arsehole!  can i have the spitbucket?

[teddy037.2]

the medoc? there was no bucket...


and you were at the tequila thing, remember? 

[DucMouse the Mighty]

tonight

chateau preulliac, medoc, 2005




tequila tasting/paired dinner tomorrow... 

u wana send some my way 

[teddy037.2]

u wana send some my way 

there's plenty of wine at teddy's place...


you just need a tropical island vacay

[KnightofNi]

met the new neighbor, his g/f, and his parents.

right now there are countless beer bottles, a couple of empty wine bottles, and 3 rocks glasses sitting outside to be cleaned up tomorrow. i had way to much crap to carry up with me after putting out the fire and grabbing the tequila. 

[zzilla]

Me likey rum in this delicious frozen cocktail. 2 down, i don't know how many to go until I run out of rum....

ps: rum makes Call of Duty 4 waayyyy more fun. Especially when the little kids start talking shit.

[the_Journeyman]

Piña coladas are goodl 

I also have this for another evening:


I *might* like rhum just a little.  There's three islands represented in those islands.  There was a fourth, but I drank it alread.

JM

[KnightofNi]

i hate the fact that i always hve to search for theis thread when i'm drunk.

at least change the title to spell drunk correctly


anyhooooooo
a new german restaurant opened up and they serve liters of beer

i don't think i need to say more aside from "HI DRUNKARDS!!!"