The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[Popeye the Sailor]

Ducpainnnnnnnnnnnnnttttttttttttterrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr 

[eltristo]

Friend's 21st birthday, and her car was broken into, purse stolen.  Just got back from make-everything-better margaritas.  Well, I feel better.

[Ash]

Friend's 21st birthday, and her car was broken into, purse stolen.  Just got back from make-everything-better margaritas.  Well, I feel better.

amazing how margaritas make everything better, but straight tequila makes you donkeypunch a midget

[eltristo]

amazing how margaritas make everything better, but straight tequila makes you donkeypunch a midget

Right.  All better.   

[Ash]

Right.  All better.   

i guess it depends on your idea of a good friday night   

[eltristo]

i guess it depends on your idea of a good friday night  

Baby, don't tell me you've forgotten already!?!   

[Ash]

Baby, don't tell me you've forgotten already!?!   

the immaculate conniption?

[teddy037.2]

so much for a week on the wagon.

heeelloooooo martoonies!

work is teh ghey.

[eltristo]

work is teh ghey.

SOOOOO true.  That's why I'm not going in any more this week.  Also why I'm drinkin'

[teddy037.2]

I'd sell children to the circus to not go to work tomorrow...

[eltristo]

I'd sell children to the circus to not go to work tomorrow...

There's plenty of them around.  Can you call in apathetic?

[teddy037.2]

*sigh* if only...

hell, I'm on lunch right now, so I guess we know how my day went, eh? I'm thinking tacos after work.

[eltristo]

I'm thinking you are brilliant!

[Ash]

hello jebus

[eltristo]

Hello sweetie.  Wanna swing by for tacos tonight?