The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[Ash]

that's a little forward, don't you think?

[Kaveh]

I got waaay to drunk 2 nights ago.  I kow I'm not drunk now, but I am still a bit hungover!  Holy shite!  Some buddies came into town and we tore it up.

[eltristo]

that's a little forward, don't you think?

Nope.   

Turns out I have to bring someone to the airport tonight.  At peak traffic time.  So, tacos may be out of the question.  Hence, margaritas are out as well.  double boo!

[eltristo]

Woo-hoo!

Airport ride guy found another shlub to drive him!  Let the celebration of food and drink BEGIN!

[zarn02]

rum!

(is good!)

[krolik]

rum!

(is good!)

With Ouzo, lemonaide & grenadine!

That makes a "Monster!"


3rd one tonight!

[zarn02]

man, i could go for some ouzo...

or something that isn'et cheap "whiskey."

i'm teh drunks.

and in "holding pattern" for starting my new job in korea...

and, uh... shit, i got nothin'.

[DesmoLu]

in the process of trying to break-up with bf of 1.5 yrs - and I live with him = drinking to ease pain. can u tell i'm well into my bottle of Johnnie by the fact that I am posting this on the DMF right now? I mean, I am in THE process of serious break-up (as in the guy wants to marry me and has denied several attempts at previous break-ups kind of seriousness).
will that win some kind of award?   
johnnie walker, oh why oh why do you render me so inarticulate???

[somegirl]

Sorry to hear that DesmoLu.  Good luck to you.  Are you moving out or trying to kick him out?

[IZ]

Oops!!

Almost started the day off early!!   

A large can of Rockstar and Guinness Draught are very similar in color and size.  Still sleepy this morning and blindly reaching into the fridge, I didn't distinguish between the two.

Luckily, I noticed in the car before getting to one of the schools I work at!!  That..for sure..would not have gone well!    

Although..having a little buzz would have made today go by a lot better!  IT's the end of the school year, I'm getting ready to move and of course, this last week is going to be sh*t!     

[teddy037.2]

in the process of trying to break-up with bf of 1.5 yrs - and I live with him = drinking to ease pain. can u tell i'm well into my bottle of Johnnie by the fact that I am posting this on the DMF right now? I mean, I am in THE process of serious break-up (as in the guy wants to marry me and has denied several attempts at previous break-ups kind of seriousness).
will that win some kind of award?   
johnnie walker, oh why oh why do you render me so inarticulate???

wow...  you certainly have yourself in a bit of a sitch there....

if you ever find yourself out my way, I will buy the drinks 

and don't feel bad... there have been a LOT of posts here that could be sorted as well beyond "inarticulate" 

A large can of Rockstar and Guinness Draught are very similar in color and size.

ummm, no they aren't.  did all that turkey bacon make you stupid?

[Xiphias]

in the process of trying to break-up with bf of 1.5 yrs - and I live with him = drinking to ease pain. can u tell i'm well into my bottle of Johnnie by the fact that I am posting this on the DMF right now? I mean, I am in THE process of serious break-up (as in the guy wants to marry me and has denied several attempts at previous break-ups kind of seriousness).
will that win some kind of award?   
johnnie walker, oh why oh why do you render me so inarticulate???

Hope Johnnie treats you nice.

[Ash]

in the process of trying to break-up with bf of 1.5 yrs - and I live with him = drinking to ease pain. can u tell i'm well into my bottle of Johnnie by the fact that I am posting this on the DMF right now? I mean, I am in THE process of serious break-up (as in the guy wants to marry me and has denied several attempts at previous break-ups kind of seriousness).
will that win some kind of award?   
johnnie walker, oh why oh why do you render me so inarticulate???

going from one man straight to another is usually not the right thing to do.

[Randimus Maximus]

ummm, no they aren't.  did all that turkey bacon make you stupid?

now that is comedy!

Ash, isn't it a bit early for you to be in here?

[Ash]

i hate to admit but i'm not drunk at the moment.

i am, however, at work on a saturday.

which will probably drive me to drink tonight.

so really, i'm ahead of the game...