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Started by Duck-Stew, May 06, 2008, 04:17:23 PM

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zzilla

#1800
April 25, 2010, 05:32:54 PM
Feelin like a high class gangsta with my Bud 40 OZ and my white tank top. wahiawa represent.
Did I ever tell you the story about the Zen master and the little boy?
       -Gust Avrakotos

CMDRDAVE

#1801
May 03, 2010, 04:21:24 PM
I think I'm out of beer, this is bad.
Insert witty comment here-->

DarkMonster620

#1802
May 03, 2010, 04:31:26 PM
Quote from: XJDAVE on May 03, 2010, 04:21:24 PM
I think I'm out of beer, this is bad.



CALL 9 1 1
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Duck-Stew

#1803
May 03, 2010, 07:52:52 PM
Had a 'Sol' with dinner and jus tpolished off the night with a Hencricks' Gin, Coinstureu and Cranberry juice mix that I"m fond of...

Im blizzed.

Night alll
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

DarkMonster620

#1804
May 04, 2010, 03:29:57 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 03, 2010, 07:52:52 PM
Had a 'Sol' with dinner and jus tpolished off the night with a Hencricks' Gin, Coinstureu and Cranberry juice mix that I"m fond of...

Im blizzed.

Night alll

How ya feeling?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

#1805
May 04, 2010, 03:58:12 PM
Shoulda posted last night.  I can't seem to locate the better part of a 750 of bourbon.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

DRKWNG

#1806
May 04, 2010, 05:38:30 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on May 04, 2010, 03:58:12 PM
I can't seem to locate the better part of a 750 of bourbon.


It's in your hangover.   ;)

Duck-Stew

#1807
May 04, 2010, 05:41:27 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 04, 2010, 03:29:57 PM
How ya feeling?

I'm good thanks for askin'.  Took an extra 20 to get out of bed this morning but after that...I was fine.  ;D
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

DarkMonster620

#1808
May 05, 2010, 03:11:22 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on May 04, 2010, 05:41:27 PM
I'm good thanks for askin'.  Took an extra 20 to get out of bed this morning but after that...I was fine.  ;D

Good to know...this coming weekend, I'll be serving drinks at a 'friends' party...they don't know what's coming...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

brimo

#1809
May 08, 2010, 12:52:14 AM
Temperature has dropped to 24C time to reach for the Irish to warm the heart of me cockle.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917

DRKWNG

#1810
May 10, 2010, 10:52:11 PM
Time to dust this thread off with a white russian.

kopfjäger

#1811
May 10, 2010, 10:54:19 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on May 10, 2010, 10:52:11 PM
Time to dust this thread off with a white russian.

You can't get drunk from one white russian. Oh wait your in the air force.  :D
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DRKWNG

#1812
May 10, 2010, 10:55:18 PM
Quote from: kopfjäger on May 10, 2010, 10:54:19 PM
You can't get drunk from one white russian. Oh wait your in the air force.  :D

Who the make the beast with two backs said anything about one? 

ASS! 

  ;D

kopfjäger

#1813
May 10, 2010, 10:56:50 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on May 10, 2010, 10:55:18 PM
Who the make the beast with two backs said anything about one? 

ASS! 

  ;D

[laugh] [drink]
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DRKWNG

#1814
May 18, 2010, 01:25:01 AM
Damn, no love for this thread anymore?

Got the pissed off PCS deal going for me, so time for a gin and juice.
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