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KnightofNi

#1815
May 18, 2010, 04:30:15 AM
i haven't been able to drink for a while. i have however been a bit looped out on pain killers a few times...does that count?
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#1816
May 19, 2010, 02:12:22 AM
Quote from: Major Moose Humper on May 18, 2010, 04:30:15 AM
i haven't been able to drink for a while. i have however been a bit looped out on pain killers a few times...does that count?

I'd think so... as long as you don't make a daily ocurrence....
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#1817
May 24, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on May 19, 2010, 02:12:22 AM
I'd think so... as long as you don't make a daily ocurrence....

the prob is it was daily for about 2 weeks.
i am having my first beer in a while. yes i'm still on percoset.
halfway done and i'm all whacked out.

i go sleepies soon!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#1818
May 24, 2010, 06:24:07 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on May 24, 2010, 05:16:58 PM
the prob is it was daily for about 2 weeks.
i am having my first beer in a while. yes i'm still on percoset.
halfway done and i'm all whacked out.

i go sleepies soon!

have one on my name....taking antibiotics due to kidney infection... no alcohol for at least a month been told by doctor...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Revax30

#1819
May 26, 2010, 04:24:27 PM
I know it is only Wednesday but the Scotch is tasty tonight!

[evil]

kopfjäger

#1820
June 06, 2010, 08:13:28 PM
Red Marker Ale, and Patron. I'm a bit IZ_.  :P
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KnightofNi

#1821
June 08, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
they say you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

i'm making sure that still holds true!


today is my last day of disability and beeyooteefull so i'm making the most of it.  [thumbsup]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

Oldfisti

#1822
June 08, 2010, 02:06:36 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on June 08, 2010, 04:42:08 AM
they say you can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

i'm making sure that still holds true!


today is my last day of disability and beeyooteefull so i'm making the most of it.  [thumbsup]


Are you as think as you drunk you'd be by now?


If not, switch to whiskey immediately.


[drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.

KnightofNi

#1823
June 08, 2010, 06:29:37 PM
Quote from: alfisti on June 08, 2010, 02:06:36 PM

Are you as think as you drunk you'd be by now?


If not, switch to whiskey immediately.


[drink]

troady waqs a bveryh longf days. timew foer sleepierds
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

ungeheuer

#1824
June 08, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Sooooo KnightofNi.....  isnt it about time you were KnightofEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtang ??
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KnightofNi

#1825
June 09, 2010, 06:59:25 AM
Quote from: ungeheuer on June 08, 2010, 09:00:15 PM
Sooooo KnightofNi.....  isnt it about time you were KnightofEkkeEkkeEkkeEkkePtang ??

no keeping of sacred words. they are all for sale now. i need the cash [laugh]
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#1826
June 09, 2010, 08:39:59 AM
KnightofNi,

How's the hangover?
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#1827
June 09, 2010, 08:51:10 AM
not too bad. i figured it would befar worse after drinking all day. i guess drinking all that tea with rum in it helped hold it at bay  ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

DarkMonster620

#1828
June 09, 2010, 09:34:59 AM
OK, you mixed Rum w/iced tea?... I do that too...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

KnightofNi

#1829
June 09, 2010, 11:32:58 AM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on June 09, 2010, 09:34:59 AM
OK, you mixed Rum w/iced tea?... I do that too...

yeah. it was the only mixer i had in the house.
it was diet green tea too.


but dam did it taste good!
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)
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