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CDChase1981

QuoteYou can spell "someone", but you can't spell "tasty."

That's how you know he is drunk and in the right thread.  ;D
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The Bacon Junkie

I blame iPhone spelling finisher.  It spells for you. I don't know what happened to tasty.  
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

kopfjäger

Quote from: Bacon Junkie on July 10, 2010, 10:45:12 PM
I blame iPhone spelling finisher.  It spells for you. I don't know what happened to tasty.  

;D
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The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

The Bacon Junkie

What..  Just me in here now? gues I closed out the bar. Time for goodnight time
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

kopfjäger

Quote from: Bacon Junkie on July 10, 2010, 11:22:58 PM
What..  Just me in here now? gues I closed out the bar. Time for goodnight time

You couldn't hang.  :D
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The Bacon Junkie

What you mean?  I thought it was just me here.  But you mY be right.  I'm not outta beer yet but I'm outta bacon to put in it.  So I guess I'm done. If I tried to cook more bacon I'd proly hurt myself and some shit. 

I love bacon bacon makes everything better especially bacon. Even miller light tastes beter when you put bacon in it. It's good. I mean much better than miller light by itself cuz it's now full of bacon and you get to eat it while you drink the beer
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

kopfjäger

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DRKWNG

Quote from: zarn02 on July 10, 2010, 09:43:12 PM
Drinkin' some 2009 Goose Island Bourbon County stout.

Beer aged in bourbon barrels is delicious! :) [drink]

I'll have to try some of that, it sounds mighty tSty.   [thumbsup]

Quote from: kopfjäger on July 10, 2010, 10:06:54 PM
If Jack Daniels knew you ruined his bourbon with coke, he would slap you.  :D Just a couple of ice cubes.  ;)

I don't think he would mind all that much what you did with his bourbon, as he was much more fond of his Tennessee whiskey.   ;D

The Bacon Junkie

Quote from: kopfjäger on July 10, 2010, 11:43:08 PM
miller light.  [puke]

That's all there was leftover in the fridge, hence the addition of  [bacon]    :-\

Quote from: DRKWNG on July 11, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
I'll have to try some of that, it sounds mighty tSty.   [thumbsup]


Are you posting from an iPhone too?   ;)




[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DarkMonster620

Right now, Erdinger Heffe Weizen Dunkel, with 'patacones gigantes' this while coals get red hot to throw some baby back ribs and potatoes...Nice buzz going though
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DRKWNG

Quote from: Bacon Junkie on July 11, 2010, 06:25:16 AM
Are you posting from an iPhone too?   ;)




[bacon]

Nope, just following your lead.  ;)

kopfjäger

Quote from: DRKWNG on July 11, 2010, 02:24:40 AM
I don't think he would mind all that much what you did with his bourbon, as he was much more fond of his Tennessee whiskey.   ;D

Hey...what the....son of a... :D
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eltristo

I'll be needing to take a trip to the neighborhood booze store in the near future.  I has cravings.
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DRKWNG

Quote from: jebus tristos on July 11, 2010, 01:58:40 PM
I'll be needing to take a trip to the neighborhood booze store in the near future.  I has cravings.

Strange...  Your cravings you have more to do with little Thai boys than booze.   ;D