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CMDRDAVE

#1935
August 12, 2010, 05:13:16 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on August 12, 2010, 04:59:03 PM
I only smoke cigars, and only when I am having a drink or two...

I only smoke cirgars when I am driving a boat, not the acase tonight
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Statler

#1936
August 12, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
Quote from: XJDAVE on August 12, 2010, 05:13:16 PM
I only smoke cirgars when I am driving a boat, not the acase tonight

does she object to being called a boat?
It's still buy a flounder a drink month

CMDRDAVE

#1937
August 12, 2010, 05:23:33 PM
Quote from: Statler on August 12, 2010, 05:15:43 PM
does she object to being called a boat?

Not sure, i guess i'll have to try to find out  :P
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DesmoDiva

#1938
August 15, 2010, 03:03:59 PM
reporting to duty....

a couple 8.6% beers on a empty stomach make for a quick buzzzzzz

[beer]
'01 ST4 Yellow
'02 ST4s Yellow

The Bacon Junkie

#1939
August 15, 2010, 05:59:54 PM
Long, fantastic day on two wheels, now settling in with Mr. Hornsby and this wonderful cider he makes.   [drink]

While it's prolly not up to snuff with the DIMBY cider, it's all I's gots, and it does me good.   [thumbsup]







[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

DRKWNG

#1940
August 15, 2010, 06:52:41 PM
A combination of Dog Fish Head Imperial IPA and Flying Dog Imperial Porter makes me a drunken Ducster.

The Bacon Junkie

#1941
August 15, 2010, 07:03:21 PM
Mmmmmmmmmmmmm...  cider







[bacon]
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

teddy037.3

#1942
September 01, 2010, 05:51:04 PM
a drunk thread?

SRSLY?

what's wrong with this place?

DarkMonster620

#1943
September 01, 2010, 05:52:56 PM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on September 01, 2010, 05:51:04 PM
a drunk thread?

SRSLY?

what's wrong with this place?

teddy's baaaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!
wilcome
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DRKWNG

#1944
September 01, 2010, 06:12:47 PM
Oh shit, lock up the cabinets boys!! 

  ;D

teddy037.3

#1945
September 01, 2010, 06:57:53 PM
go ahead!

I've got my own vodka-depleted cabinets! I don't need y'alls'  ... er... stuff

eltristo

#1946
September 01, 2010, 08:41:15 PM
Wine down, wine to go....
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

the_Journeyman

#1947
September 10, 2010, 07:36:47 PM
Absinthe.  138 proof.  Nuff said.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Duck-Stew

#1948
September 10, 2010, 07:45:08 PM
Hendricks Gin.

Hi Teddy. [waves]
Bike-less Portuguese immigrant enjoying life.

Oldfisti

#1949
September 10, 2010, 07:59:48 PM
Quote from: Duck-Stew on September 10, 2010, 07:45:08 PM
Hendricks Gin.

Hi Teddy. [waves]



Hey Stu!

If I don't get some sleep soon I'll be tapping into my bbottle  [thumbsup]

Shaker is in the freezer and cukes are on the counter  [drink]
Quote from: Sinister on November 06, 2008, 12:47:21 PM
It's like I keep saying:  Those who would sacrifice a free range session for a giant beer, deserve neither free range time nor a giant beer.
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 10, 2009, 04:45:16 AM
i have had guys reach back and grab my crotch in an attempt to get around me. i'll either blow in their ear or ask them politely to let go of my wang.
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