The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[DarkMonster620]

go ahead!

I've got my own vodka-depleted cabinets! I don't need y'alls'  ... er... stuff

So, need someone to help empty em out

[DesmoDiva]

Thank you Chateau St. Michelle.   

[Statler]

whiskey sours.

[teddy037.3]

scapa 14 year today...

[Randimus Maximus]

scapa 14 year today...

Odd you'd be in here. 

Margs are rollin' over here.

Not sure if that's a good plan on a "school night". 

[teddy037.3]

Odd you'd be in here. 

Margs are rollin' over here.

Not sure if that's a good plan on a "school night". 

because this thd is safe 

school nights are for suckers

[Randimus Maximus]

I'm not too worried about it.

I pretty much just have to drive to Albuquerque tomorrow.  I think I can figure out a way to be the passenger, if need be. 

[teddy037.3]

ah, you'll be fine

[zarn02]

Too little sleep, too much drink, and too much worry about things I can't control.

Getting to know a girl who knows a guy who seriously needs a blanket party.

I suppose these things happen.

[DRKWNG]

Full Metal Jacket (1987) - The Blanket Party (It's just a bad dream fatboy) (2 Min 8 Sec)

[the_Journeyman]

Home-made strawberry wine....  Nowhere as sweet as Deana Carter sang about.  It's kickin' my arse.  Maybe I shouldn't make my home brews quite so strong....

JM

[DRKWNG]

Maybe I shouldn't make my home brews quite so strong....

JM

HERESY!!  Report to the ban yourself thread immediately! 

 

[teddy037.3]

handy FYI: the large orange juice from McD's is good for at least 5 screwdrivers

[DarkMonster620]

handy FYI: the large orange juice from McD's is good for at least 5 screwdrivers

WHAT!!!! so few?

[teddy037.3]

WHAT!!!! so few?

dude. it was breakfast.

I'm trying to not look like an alcoholic.



besides, I did say at least 5...