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Pip

#2250
June 30, 2011, 08:33:59 PM
Quote from: elyse on June 30, 2011, 08:30:05 PM
or auburn :)

WOMAN! Your language is ATROCIOUS! Tone it down.  ;)
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

elyse

#2251
June 30, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on June 30, 2011, 08:33:59 PM
WOMAN! Your language is ATROCIOUS! Tone it down.  ;)
warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eaglllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle  ;)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Pip

#2252
June 30, 2011, 08:43:58 PM
Quote from: elyse on June 30, 2011, 08:39:25 PM
warrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr eaglllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle  ;)

Smells like a ban to me.  ;D

ROOOOOLL TIDE ROOOOOLL!
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

elyse

#2253
June 30, 2011, 08:48:57 PM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on June 30, 2011, 08:43:58 PM
Smells like a ban to me.  ;D

ROOOOOLL TIDE ROOOOOLL!
lol!!! i have family in anniston. i lived there for 2 years. i like tigers better than elephants, so i became an auburn fan :)
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

Pip

#2254
June 30, 2011, 08:53:43 PM
Aniston is a nice area!!!

You can always switch to the good guys.   [thumbsup]
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

DRKWNG

#2255
July 01, 2011, 05:14:41 PM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on June 30, 2011, 08:53:43 PM
You can always switch to the good guys.   [thumbsup]

ahem...

And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2256
July 01, 2011, 06:06:00 PM
Who's up for rum ... got some Appleton Special White, half a gallon
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

DRKWNG

#2257
July 01, 2011, 06:14:58 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 01, 2011, 06:06:00 PM
Who's up for rum ... got some Appleton Special White, half a gallon

:o :o

Just cracked open the second Raging pregnant dog myself.  Think I'll have one more of these, followed by a Palo Santo and a cigar on the deck.
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

DarkMonster620

#2258
July 01, 2011, 06:20:07 PM
OK ... I've already started ...white rum + oj + granadine syrup = niiiiiiiiiice
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Buckethead

#2259
July 01, 2011, 06:50:30 PM
Powers Gold Label on a rock.

Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

fastwin

#2260
July 01, 2011, 07:24:33 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on July 01, 2011, 06:14:58 PM
:o :o

Just cracked open the second Raging pregnant dog myself.  Think I'll have one more of these, followed by a Palo Santo and a cigar on the deck.

Very civilized of you. [thumbsup] Wifey is out of town, just me and the pup. Thinking about some top shelf tequila in a glass with a cube of ice and a Punch Gran Cru on the patio myself. I like to think of the cigar smoke as a mesquito repellent. ;D [drink] Funny, they must have named your drink of choice after my ex-wife. [laugh] [laugh]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Stella

#2261
July 01, 2011, 07:54:33 PM
very nice buzz from a french pants pinot at dinner.....do i continue after getting home from restaurant or just go to bed.....
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Stella

#2262
July 01, 2011, 08:00:45 PM
m'k thnx....will continu.

[wine]


;D   
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Buckethead

#2263
July 01, 2011, 08:23:50 PM
Quote from: Stella on July 01, 2011, 08:00:45 PM
m'k thnx....will continu.

[wine]


;D   

Game on.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

Stella

#2264
July 01, 2011, 08:27:38 PM
you!

you're N of boulder, yes?

have you been to the valmont bike park yet?
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein
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