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Randimus Maximus

#2265
July 01, 2011, 08:29:42 PM
Quote from: DRKWNG on July 01, 2011, 06:14:58 PM
:o :o

Just cracked open the second Raging pregnant dog myself.  Think I'll have one more of these, followed by a Palo Santo and a cigar on the deck.

I had a Raging pregnant dog a couple weeks ago after the Rockies game with DrDesmosedici at a local bar.  Good stuff  [thumbsup]

eltristo

#2266
July 01, 2011, 10:02:58 PM
winewinewinewinewhinewinewine  [thumbsup]
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

The Bacon Junkie

#2267
July 01, 2011, 10:31:40 PM
mmmmmmm... beer
Quote from: bobspapa on December 19, 2011, 03:11:09 PM
I only see jesus having a sauna with a teletubbie.
Quote from: El Matador on December 19, 2011, 03:19:02 PM
I find it disturbing that you're imagining me in a sauna, never mind the teletubbie aspect of it

Save the Brass...

the_Journeyman

#2268
July 03, 2011, 07:20:38 PM
Mmm Beer.

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Beer.

Mmm Rum drinks.

Mmm I'm toasty.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

AJ

#2269
July 09, 2011, 09:56:49 PM
Getting ready to watch Transformers 3 3d ...drinky drinky!!! 
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

cokey

#2270
July 09, 2011, 10:40:56 PM


Fishbowltime.. yea I got this after 3 drinks in.. cousins bday party..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

kopfjäger

#2271
July 09, 2011, 10:51:29 PM
Nice pinky nail.  [laugh]
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DarkMonster620

#2272
July 10, 2011, 04:58:38 AM
drinking in airplanes is NO good ... you up there and then you come down here ... was having red wine with ginger ale ... tv is too bright but, have to see F1 race ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

cokey

#2273
July 10, 2011, 05:21:14 PM
Lol yea, I tend to let a few stay long.. actually helps with my job..
I WIN
Quote from: my wifeOk babe I surrender to u.  U may work me out till I drop

Quote from: Timmy Tucker on February 27, 2011, 11:11:58 AM
About the goat...
His name was Bob, but the family called him BeelzeBob. 
make the beast with two backs goats.

DarkMonster620

#2274
July 10, 2011, 07:44:24 PM
OK ... in Belize drinking Barbancourt rum w/cola and lemon in my hotel room ... hasg bottle dwon and fell lkie notnihg ...

Tjid rum is godd and berry smliith ...

Vheers my fewnda
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

YellowDuck

#2275
July 11, 2011, 01:20:27 PM
Quote from: Darkmonster620 on July 10, 2011, 07:44:24 PM
OK ... in Belize drinking Barbancourt rum w/cola and lemon in my hotel room ... hasg bottle dwon and fell lkie notnihg ...

Tjid rum is godd and berry smliith ...

Vheers my fewnda


This has a lot of WIN going on with it.

Monsterlover

#2276
July 11, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
^  excellent observation
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Pip

#2277
July 11, 2011, 11:13:33 PM
My first real drunk post. Tomorrow, I play with real life loaded munitions. Woo0oO0oO00000oO000oo!!!!! If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't ShiIiIiIiiiiIt!!
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

Buckethead

#2278
July 12, 2011, 12:04:32 AM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on July 11, 2011, 11:13:33 PM
My first real drunk post. Tomorrow, I play with real life loaded munitions. Woo0oO0oO00000oO000oo!!!!! If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't ShiIiIiIiiiiIt!!

I've heard many variations on that assessment.

Ordnance.

Tanker.

Infantry.

Air Cav.

Supply.

Water Hogs.

The best refutation I've heard was that if you aint <any of the above>...

you can count past 4.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 

DRKWNG

#2279
July 12, 2011, 03:28:22 AM
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.
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