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DarkMonster620

#2280
July 12, 2011, 08:05:14 PM
Quote from: YellowDuck on July 11, 2011, 01:20:27 PM
This has a lot of WIN going on with it.
Quote from: Monsterlover on July 11, 2011, 04:44:30 PM
^  excellent observation
If you don't mentioned it ... I would have not noticed... I have no idea what I wrote ... think I was drunkled !!!
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

the_Journeyman

#2281
July 12, 2011, 08:43:37 PM
Wife & her friend are watching Sex in the City.

I'm playing NFS World and drinking rum.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Pip

#2282
July 12, 2011, 10:08:13 PM
Quote from: Buckethead on July 12, 2011, 12:04:32 AM
I've heard many variations on that assessment.

Ordnance.

Tanker.

Infantry.

Air Cav.

Supply.

Water Hogs.

The best refutation I've heard was that if you aint <any of the above>...

you can count past 4.

There are 24 beers to a case. I can count to 24. ;D
"You can fight a lot of enemies and survive, but not your biology."

Wouldn't fat air be easier to disappear into?

DanTheMan

#2283
July 13, 2011, 12:00:15 AM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on July 12, 2011, 10:08:13 PM
There are 24 beers to a case. I can count to 24. ;D

there is 36 where i come from, looks like i'm over qualified.
2008 KTM 690 SMC
2006 749 Dark- Sold
2003 M630ie Dark - Sold
2003 CRF175F
1999 Minsk 125 2T - Bought in Hanoi sold in Bangkok
1994 Ninja EX250 - Sold- AFM #692 - Retired
1996 Honda CR125R - Sold

KnightofNi

#2284
July 13, 2011, 06:50:24 AM
Quote from: DanTheMan on July 13, 2011, 12:00:15 AM
there is 36 where i come from, looks like i'm over qualified.

only because they have to add mroe beers to that case to make up for the quality of the beer  ;D
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

the_Journeyman

#2285
July 14, 2011, 05:20:23 PM
Two-Buck-Chuck is my friend.

No, he's not a man-whore.

It's cheap, but good wife from Trader Joes.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

elyse

#2286
July 14, 2011, 05:24:04 PM
Quote from: the_Journeyman on July 14, 2011, 05:20:23 PM
Two-Buck-Chuck is my friend.

No, he's not a man-whore.

It's cheap, but good wife from Trader Joes.

JM

so, $2 buck chuck isn't a man-whore, but he's your cheap wife that you bought from Trader Joe .....  [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh] [laugh]
says elyse :)

pure. adrenaline. *snort* heh heh weeeeee!

the_Journeyman

#2287
July 14, 2011, 05:27:49 PM
Me and my typos....

My last epic typo was Beautifuk

That should have been WINE

JM

Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

AJ

#2288
July 14, 2011, 05:52:44 PM
 [laugh] [laugh]  [laugh]

JM - You're getting typing assistance from the wife, I mean wine?
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

eltristo

#2289
July 14, 2011, 08:28:49 PM
Quote from: The Zombie Pip on July 11, 2011, 11:13:33 PM
My first real drunk post. Tomorrow, I play with real life loaded munitions. Woo0oO0oO00000oO000oo!!!!! If You Ain't Ammo, You Ain't ShiIiIiIiiiiIt!!

Quote from: Buckethead on July 12, 2011, 12:04:32 AM
[snip]

The best refutation I've heard was that if you aint <any of the above>...

you can count past 4.

My response was "but I don't want to be shit"

and it's true.

Sorry so late to the party.
"Health!   The open sesame to the sucker's purse."

AJ

#2290
July 30, 2011, 07:25:44 PM
Bachlorette paaaaaartaaaaaayyy

Boozahol: check!
Embarrassing presents for the bride: check!
Gettin crunk: check!

Two more venues to go...
Drinky drinky!!!
[beer]

Where is the limo, getting cold_!
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

AJ

#2291
July 31, 2011, 01:41:42 AM
Line for.bathroom so long. MUst pee.
Crunkified
Crunkled
Cruuuuuunk
Quote from: The Bacon Junkie on November 08, 2011, 09:32:47 PM
It was great meeting "The Dude" at long last.   She brought us some epic beer.

Mojo S2R

#2292
August 07, 2011, 12:45:30 AM
Crunkled.

DarkMonster620

#2293
August 07, 2011, 05:21:33 PM
nest weekend I promise I'll write something that I have no idea I'm writing here ...
Carlos
I said I was smart, never that I had my shit together
Quote from: ducatiz on March 27, 2014, 08:34:34 AM
Ducati is the pretty girl that can't walk in heels without stumbling. I still love her.
"When you have eliminated all which is impossible, then whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth."

Buckethead

#2294
August 07, 2011, 07:15:20 PM
Today's ride.

Now time for some delicious Powers Gold Label.
Quote from: Jester on April 11, 2013, 07:29:35 AM
I can't wait until Marquez gets on his level and makes Jorge trip on his tampon string. 
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