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Stella

#2475
November 23, 2011, 05:50:13 PM
Quote from: Monsterlover on November 23, 2011, 05:30:09 PM
I has a bucket

I'm finishing it off

Moooo!

A bucket of...... milk?
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Monsterlover

#2476
November 23, 2011, 06:13:19 PM
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

Stella

#2477
November 23, 2011, 06:26:45 PM
Ooohhhhhh!   The "bucket"!!!


[thumbsup]


"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

Monsterlover

#2478
November 23, 2011, 07:05:33 PM
Thank you for the [thumbsup]

Tini denounces and makes fun of the bucket to no end.

It is my destiny :D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

DRKWNG

#2479
November 23, 2011, 07:12:51 PM
Too lofty for the bucket?
And the sugar fountain fairy swore so hard when she came to super-size that stale hope soybean; liiiike a homeless German woman. Who is this super-sizing spirit-crushing femme? And tell her I'll break a tree root up in her shrimp.

Being faster than you thought possible…it feels good. No, screw thatâ€"it feels like shotgunning a gallon of adrenaline and chasing it with an all-night orgy aboard a burning Viking boat.

KnightofNi

#2480
November 23, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
the bucket will destroy you should you underestimate or disrespect the bucket
Life, alas is very drear. Up with the glass and down with the beer!
Quote from: RB on September 09, 2009, 05:31:47 AM
Seriously, when i am 800years old i want to rock like Lemmy! it is a religion that requires lots of determination, drugs, and Marshall stacks.

now with clavicle of steel (stainless) wrist o' steel (11/2011)

fastwin

#2481
November 23, 2011, 07:19:41 PM
I need a bucket to get through tomorrow with my obnoxious brother in law! [bang] Maybe two buckets! [beer]
I plan to list the Federal Gov't. as a dependent on my next 1040 tax filing!

I have flying honey badgers and I'm not afraid to use them!

The fact that flame throwers exist is proof that someone somewhere said "I'd sure like to set those people over there on fire but I'm just not close enough to get the job done."

CONFIDENCE: the feeling you have right before you understand the situation.

Stella

#2482
November 23, 2011, 07:43:22 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 23, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
the bucket will destroy you should you underestimate or disrespect the bucket

However the bucket could be one's friend if one chose to empty said bucket's contents and then refill the bucket with the same contents.....only a more nasty version of the contents....


[puke]

Sorry, that was bad....!
"To enjoy the flavor of life, take big bites." ~ Robert Heinlein

the_Journeyman

#2483
November 23, 2011, 08:16:47 PM
Mmmm...  Bourbon.  No bucket necessary.

JM
Got Torque?
Quote from: r_ciao on January 28, 2011, 10:30:29 AM
ADULT TRUTHS

10. Bad decisions make good stories.

Monsterlover

#2484
November 23, 2011, 08:37:24 PM
Quote from: KnightofNi on November 23, 2011, 07:17:54 PM
the bucket will destroy you should you underestimate or disrespect the bucket

The bucket is all powerful and can destroy worlds at will.

And brain cells.

I shall not refill the bucket. It is meant to only give and not receive.

Unless you're putting tequila into it. It likes that

:D
"The Vincent was like a bullet that went straight; the Ducati is like the magic bullet in Dallas that went sideways and hit JFK and the Governor of Texas at the same time."--HST    **"A man who works with his hands is a laborer.  A man who works with his hands and his brain is a craftsman.  A man who works with his hands, brains, and heart is an artist."  -Louis Nizer**

zarn02

#2485
November 24, 2011, 12:41:41 AM
Picked up a bottle of arak and a bottle of ouzo.

Have had the arak before. I love me some arak.

Buzzed on the ouzo.

But... not as big a fan of it as the other. It's weaker and sugary.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

teddy037.3

#2486
November 25, 2011, 10:45:13 PM
arak?


wow. I had to type that twice

ouzo is good stuff. like rocket fuel

zarn02

#2487
November 25, 2011, 11:35:05 PM
Quote from: teddy037.3 on November 25, 2011, 10:45:13 PM
arak?

Lebanese anise booze. Very similar to ouzo, but without the sugar. 100 proof.
"If it weren't for our gallows humor, we'd have nothing to hang our hopes on."

ungeheuer

#2488
November 25, 2011, 11:48:24 PM
Arak  [evil] [evil]

Ouzo  [evil]

I'm not allowed to drink Arak or Ouzo.  Havent had so much as drop in almost 30 years.

Not since the.... incident.

End of bottle one: 

"Are you drunk?"

"No"

"Me either, lets open another"

And thats all I remember.  Maybe the incident was all lies  [laugh].

She still married me though  :).


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brimo

#2489
November 26, 2011, 02:59:18 AM
Long Island Iced Tea by the pool at the Trident today, somewhat sobered by the memories of the 26/11 attacks here.
"The make the beast with two backsin monkey started it..."

From a story by RAT900
http://www.ducatimonsterforum.org/index.php?topic=54722.msg1015917#msg1015917
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