The DMF officiel "I've impaired myself” threed....

[DarkMonster620]

That'd be me, amigo. Too much rain in a little Miata, and too much vodka in my little body. Bad recipe if'n you ask me. 

I chought you wash talking bouts me ... I dont have to drive, I'm home !!!

[Pip]

Mee too!

[DarkMonster620]

sho, whosh drifing?

[Buckethead]

I've just got vodka and cherry kool-aid.

Give it a minute.

Elvis Presley And Eric Cartman : In The Ghetto (Full Song)

[Pip]

 

[The Bacon Junkie]

Ges Whois drunkk ?

<this gut

[The Bacon Junkie]

What, jus med in hereb n tonightj!?

Wha the vuck? Isn't tgre anyoe else?

Fukit

[Buckethead]

Yup.

Yer talkin 'bout the bartender setting em up and you knockin em down.

And I'm just sitting here, drunkled, laughing.

Because I know it's a bad game plan.

But dammit, you're on the winning side. 

[KnightofNi]

i'm slightly more lightweight than i used to be...only 9 beers in and i'm drunkled

[The Bacon Junkie]

Fuuck, Moosie...

I was drunkled after the second pint.

(but in my defnse I haven eten since 10am)

Then there was a third pint

Then there was wiskmey

Thete was more whimsy

Then some more

Ooopss...

[Pip]

Thete was more whimsy

Drunk on whimsy? How very poetic. 

[AJ]

Drunk on whimsy? How very poetic. 

[The Bacon Junkie]

 


I'm guessing I was trying to write "Then some more whiskey"...?

I was posting from the iPhone.  Sometimes autocorrect gives up on me. 

[Randimus Maximus]

Drunk on whimsy? How very poetic. 

Awesome!

[KnightofNi]

Fuuck, Moosie...

I was drunkled after the second pint.

(but in my defnse I haven eten since 10am)

Then there was a third pint

Then there was wiskmey

Thete was more whimsy

Then some more

Ooopss...

this is awesome