If I could get away with it.... I'd......

[Grampa]

kick emo kids in the neck.



what would you do?

[kopfjäger]

I'd rob a Bank, so I could be rich.

[Raux]

ban all bullies (BP)

[DoubleEagle]

I would ALWAYS speed at whatever speed I wanted to on my bikes. ( I sort of do now in a lot of places I ride )

Dolph    

[Grampa]

ban all bullies (BP)

only pedophiles and mopey kids need fear me 

[zooom]

wack every living president in the shins with a dipstick really hard and exclaim for them to think with their dipstick in a bad accent and then run!

[Porsche Monkey]

Push clowns into traffic. Clowns are teh scary. 

[ungeheuer]

Sell Tasmania to the Japanese and spend my newfound billions of Yen on motorcycles, beer and women. The rest of the money I'd probably just waste....

[WarrenJ]

I plead the 5th........

[hihhs]

pregnant dog slap a whole bunch of people that are on TV (glenn beck, any "real housewife", most news broadcasters, almost every reality show "star", most politicians, Sarah Palin)

It could be a tour. Riding all over the country, hop off the bike, SLAP, back on the bike to the next destination.

[Billyzoom]

I'd sponsor Hihhs, but only on the condition he promises to include Nancy Grace and her big anvil head.

[SacDuc]

only pedophiles and mopey kids need fear me  

I would start a social networking site to introduce mopey kids to pedophiles. The pedophiles will be lured away from the good kids and those little make the beast with two backsers with the bad hair cuts will be given something to be mopey about. I worry about Joel hurting your back again if he does too much neck kicking.

sac

[Mulletbiker]

I would start a social networking site to introduce mopey kids to pedophiles. The pedophiles will be lured away from the good kids and those little make the beast with two backsers with the bad hair cuts will be given something to be mopey about.
sac

I love this idea Sac..... Pedemo.org ??

[MendoDave]

Kick Stanley out of the house.

[Drunken Monkey]

Beat on cars / drivers who annoy me when I ride.