That's Bullshit

[♣ McKraut ♣]

newslacker driving by the WareHome EVERY DAY after work & not stopping in for a beer... BULLSHIT

he has a lady to get home to, though?

[svoloch]

what?!?!?  Now THAT is BULLSHIT

I know many people on this board.. No, on this THREAD! that routinely choose beers with Scott over hanging out with hot chicks.  Look at me, I have even chosen beers with Scott, and my wife is SMOKING hot, and usually hanging around the house just in a towel...  Plus she is super bright, funny, and did I mention the towel?  Why do people choose to forgo hotness to hang out with Scott?  Why?!?  Holy shit, I dunno... 

As for revenging the bullshit act on grand master Franzen's ride, as a Buddhist I can't recomend it.  As a Svoloch, I recomend ping pong balls in the gas tank.

werd to yuh muttha...
Svoloch

[never2loud]

Oh no you don't mister - you're not bullying me... this time.

As a practicing person of free-will, I will - each and every time - choose beers with Scott over hanging out with hot chicks. 

That's just the way I roll.  Dig it.

[Cyclone]

  DLS will be out for a week in his Fortress of Duotude Mountain Paradise - so that means ( according to the Svoltch theory of inverse cycle sex & boozing )  that next week there will be a lot more satisfied ladies in the greater DFW area !!  

NOW THAT'S B.S. !!!    Party on LSD'ers  !!

Aweek without DLS is like a week without snide sarcasm - annoyingly peaceful!  Now is THAT B.S.?

Real Bullshit would be if we started a poll for how long the vacation lasts before the first DLS post up on the board.  I would bet on the highway out there - maybe Bowie, perhaps as early as Decatur !  

[fastwin]

I'm surprised he doesn't post and text on that damn thing while he's riding. Now, if we can get Randy to cooperate I hereby proclaim this next week to be National Party and Debauchery Week at the warehome!! All the free beer you can bring! Anyone know how to turn on their hot tub? No, wait a minute... too damn hot for that. OK, anyone know where the keys to his bikes are? Zoe won't say anything! [moto]

[never2loud]

Yeah, Zoe is pretty cool - for a Doberman.  Although there was that one time she burped out a burgler's shoe.  Size 10 Converse lace-up I think it was. 

Good dog.

So who goes in first?

[pipeliner1978]

what?!?!?  Now THAT is BULLSHIT

I know many people on this board.. No, on this THREAD! that routinely choose beers with Scott over hanging out with hot chicks.  Look at me, I have even chosen beers with Scott, and my wife is SMOKING hot, and usually hanging around the house just in a towel...  Plus she is super bright, funny, and did I mention the towel?  Why do people choose to forgo hotness to hang out with Scott?  Why?!?  Holy shit, I dunno... 

As for revenging the bullshit act on grand master Franzen's ride, as a Buddhist I can't recomend it.  As a Svoloch, I recomend ping pong balls in the gas tank.

werd to yuh muttha...
Svoloch

I can't explain it, but I did it last weekend.  left the wife at home and went all the way to dallas.  weird stuff i tell you, weird.  "have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time i heard the Beatles"(superbad)

[caffeinejunkee]

I can't explain it, but I did it last weekend.  left the wife at home and went all the way to dallas.  weird stuff i tell you, weird.  "have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time i heard the Beatles"(superbad)

Man-crush--now THAT's BS! 

[Kevin848]

Man-crush--now THAT's BS! 

[RichD]

Yeah, Zoe is pretty cool - for a Doberman.  Although there was that one time she burped out a burgler's shoe.  Size 10 Converse lace-up I think it was. 

Good dog.

So who goes in first?

We could send in Duke.
He has a way with the ladies... 

Zoe would be defused into "playtime" in a matter of minutes.   

[Duc L'Smart]

he has a lady to get home to, though?

Twee was invited. In fact, I kinda HAD to invite newslacker since I had invited Twee

[Duc L'Smart]

As a practicing person of free-will, I will - each and every time - choose beers with Scott over hanging out with hot chicks. 

Yet another sensible person...

[Duc L'Smart]

my wife is SMOKING hot, and usually hanging around the house just in a towel...  Plus she is super bright, funny, and did I mention the towel?

Lemme here y'all say "Amen!"...

[Duc L'Smart]

how long the vacation lasts before the first DLS post up on the board

Ah, Grasshopper, you have much to learn. My vacation began many, many years ago

[Duc L'Smart]

Now, if we can get Randy to cooperate

Randy is under my complete control... BwaaHaaaHaaa