That's Bullshit

[svoloch]

Been hanging out with Tom Cruise have we?? 

actually, been hanging at bars with Xenu lately....

man, tired of typing this morning...  everybody meet me at motopia, I need coffee.  be there in 15 minutes...   

[pipeliner1978]

cold and sinus = bullshit

[♣ McKraut ♣]

cold and sinus = bullshit

[pipeliner1978]

says the deity

[pipeliner1978]

I ate hummus

hummus = chick peas

I ate peas = bullshit

[♣ McKraut ♣]

speaking of shit...how much hummus did you eat?  i hear it starts to have some funny side effects.....

but damn it tastes good.  especially the stuff from eatzi's.  or is it central market?

[bryant8]

speaking of shit...how much hummus did you eat?  i hear it starts to have some funny side effects.....

but damn it tastes good.  especially the stuff from eatzi's.  or is it central market?

that would be eatzi's...

[Kevin848]

I cant really get behind something called hummus

[svoloch]

I cant really get behind something called hummus

yeah, that would be weird, dude.  don't "get behind it", just eat it.  with pita bread, or chips...  "getting behind it" = bullshit

vs. 

[BarneePhife]

On call this week.
Last night, from 3:45am to 4:00am:
45 pages and 2 incoming phone calls from work
Problem?  Someone else's system crashed causing mine to crash.

Now that's bullshit!

[Duc L'Smart]

On call this week.
Last night, from 3:45am to 4:00am:
45 pages and 2 incoming phone calls from work
Problem?  Someone else's system crashed causing mine to crash.

You need to immediately install an extra-large SEP field (Someone Else's Problem)!!!

[♣ McKraut ♣]

found out the warranty expired on my 500gb WD hard drive....  1yr warranty = bullshit.

[Duc L'Smart]

Jesus and Satan were having an argument as to who was the better programmer. This went on for days until they agreed to hold a contest with God as the judge. They sat at their computers and began.

They typed furiously for several hours, lines of code streaming up on the screen. Seconds before the end of the competition, a bolt of lightning struck, taking out the electricity. Moments later, the power was restored, and God announced that the contest was over. He asked Satan to show what he had come up with. Satan was visibly upset, and cried, "I have nothing! I lost it all when the power went out."

"Very well, then," God said, "Let us see if Jesus did any better."

Jesus entered a command, and the screen came to life in vivid display, the voices of an angelic choir poured forth from the speakers. Satan was astonished. He stuttered, "But how?! I lost everything, yet Jesus' program is intact! How did he do it?"


God chuckled, "Jesus saves"

[Kevin848]

Never under estimate the power of Ctrl+S

[♣ McKraut ♣]

chinese gymnastic girls aren't underage?  bullshit.  something smells like nuts in denmark.