Can We Stop Pretending..

[il d00d]

That local news is not just a list of car accidents, deaths, robberies, and vague health or safety threats leading up to weather and sports.

Nudity on TV is worse than violence.

That booze is not a drug.  A really awesome legal drug.

That being an asshole is some kind of treatable psychological condition.

[SacDuc]

that you are actually going to ride this weekend?



sac

[orangelion03]

that you are actually going to ride this weekend?



sac

Hey, I rode.  Just not with you and that dude with the bacon fetish. 

[Doctor Woodrow]

That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.

That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.

[The Bacon Junkie]

that you are actually going to ride this weekend?



sac

derby...

that Socal Monster owners actually go on rides (few exceptions)

Robert, you missed some good riding.. Brand new pavement in a lot of the canyons and no   !

Ok, back on topic:

...that if Lindsay Lohan goes to rehab just *one more* time, it will work?

[Speedbag]

That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.

That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.

[fastwin]

That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.

That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.

You must spend a lot of time with my football nutcase brother in law!

[Speedbag]

I love interacting with pro sports fanatics.

It's great when one comes up to me, practically foaming at the mouth about the upcoming "Big Game", whatever the hell it happens to be.

They're usually blurting something to the effect of, "Wow, I bet you're going to watch the game tonight - it's gonna be awesome!"

To which I reply, "Nope, don't care in the slightest, they can all spontaneously combust, I have better things to do."

Then I get a look like a third eyeball just erupted from the center of my forehead, before they slink away as if I'm a leper.

[triangleforge]

That we believe that not only does everyone we know LOOOOOVVVE football, but they want to hear about it all day long.

That when we aren't talking about the latest game, we have to talk about our 'fantasy football' team.

That THIS World Cup will be different, and Americans will start to care about soccer beyond the years they have kids in grade school.

[Doctor Woodrow]

That golf is actually interesting.

That anyone actually does any work at 'work/golf' meeting, c'mon how many multimillion deals are REALLY closed over a game of golf.

That we anyone actually watches golf on TV.

[muskrat]

that retailers sell you their product for "below" their cost.   

[Duck-Stew]

That all the product lines GM produces are actually "different" cars and the same not re-badged, re-shaped box of shit.

That Buick was a better choice to keep than Pontiac.

That all those bull-shit drugs that get temporary EPA approval are really healthy for you.

That the Snuggie was a good idea.

That life is safe if you stay indoors and just watch the boob-tube.

[GAAN]

That all the product lines GM produces are actually "different" cars and the same not re-badged, re-shaped box of shit.

I'm afraid we have to pull your green card

and

put you on the next bus to hell

[Veloce-Fino]

That all the product lines GM produces are actually "different" cars and the same not re-badged, re-shaped box of shit.

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Government Motors... what more could you expect from a company owned by the federal gov't

[Howie]

Hey, there's nothing wrong with Government Motors... what more could you expect from a company owned by the federal gov't

Huh?  GM, Ford and Chrysler have been rebadging for decades.